Bonus: Bloopers and shenanigans

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Echo: Explain to me how this happened again?

Fujin: Kung Lao tried what Liu Kang did to Raiden on me

Kung Lao: I AM KUNG LAO. GOD OF HATS, WIND, AND KUNG FU

Echo: Don't worry, I trust your judgement, Raiden

Raiden: We must trust in the elder gods

Echo: As long as they aren't partying like the last time we were in danger


Phil Swift: TO TEST THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE

(Quan Chi screams)

Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS SORCERER IN HALF!

Sindel: Raiden, do you like my outfit?

Raiden: Actually, I want what's under it

Sindel: RAIDEN!

Raiden: I need your chair

Sindel: Oh

Echo: I know how to stop you

Shao Khan: And how would that be?

Specter: Get him!

(A dog bites Shao Khan's leg)

(Shao Khan picks up the dog and snaps his neck)

Shao Khan: Fool! You think that can stop me?

John Wick: Hey, has anyone seen my dog?

(Shao Khan sweats profusely)

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Scorpion: I do not have a son

Kidnapper: Then who's the kid that keeps asking me for crustless sandwiches and chocolate milk?

Scorpion: Oh no! He has Takeda!

Mileena: SisTeRs bOYfRieNd!

Liu Kang: Insane as always

Mileena: I will bring her your head!

Liu Kang: Please, close your mouth

Mileena: I will not be silenced!

Liu Kang: Not what I meant


Jacqui: I'm still mad about Specter

Cassie: Prom was ten years ago, Jacqui

Jacqui: You knew I liked him

Specter: You could always share...

(Jacqui, Cassie, and Specter share a mischievous grin)


Sonya: ARE YOU A MAN, OR ARE YOU A FROG?!

Reptile: (Reptile flavored confusion)

Echo: Ok, who set off the smoke alarm?

(Everyone looks over to Smoke)

Kano: (Casually closes grill in the background)


Scorpion: I fart fire

Sub Zero: I fart ice

Smoke: (Slowly smiles)

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