Eli: Hello, I'm Eli!! I will be this book's OC controlling the entire story ha ha ha ha!!!
If you wanna ask or dare something comment on the first chapter!!!
without further ado welcome on and all to WEIRDMAGEDDON!!!!!
Bill: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Eli: QUIET YOU DUMB DORITO I'M TRYING TO DO AN INTRUDUCTION!!!!
Bill: Its not a very good one, can't you at least try to be original?
Eli: Quiet!
Eli: Ok fine Welcome to my dominion ha ha ha
Bill: Are you trying to be creepy?
Eli: well no,
Bill: Just say "hi" it's not that hard.
Eli: "hi its not that hard."
Bill: you're infuriating!!
Eli: Don't you forget it, oh I almost forgot *snap*
Bill: What was that for?!?
Eli: People like it better when you're a human. :)
Bill: Can we please just start the book?
Eli: Hey no fourth wall breaking i'm the only one who can do that!
Bill: just say that this is not part of the story and that this is an introduction.
Eli: but that's a lie!!
Bill: Well now they know it's a lie.
Eli: oopsie daisy.
Eli: ummm... This is NOT a part of the story.
Bill: It's too late now you dumby!!
Eli: Umm the book has started!!! So send in more dares and askes!!
Will: yay finally!!
Eli: my precious small bean you should know better than to break the fourth wall!
Will: i-i'm s-sorry p-please don't h-hurt me.
Eli: Don't worry I wont hurt you my small bean!!
Kill: OMFG START THE BOOK ALREADY!!!
Eli: The next person to break the fourth wall will be severely punished!!!
Will: p-punished?
Eli: not you don't worry.
Kill: THIS IS SO DUMB!!!! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T START THE F*CKING STORY RIGHT NOW!!
Ty: What story?
Bill, Kill and Eli: F**********ck.
Will: oh no!
Eli: hey bipperforlife098 do I have the power to erase memories?
Bipperforlife098: I don't care, you can have whatever power is necessary to move the plot forward beacause im a lazy author.
Eli: Ok cool! *snap*
Bipperforlife098: Can you please stop dragging this out? Also don't contact me unless it is an emergency.
Eli: THE BOOK HAS STARTED!!!
NOW.
YOU ARE READING
Billdip and Willdip and Killdip asks, dares, and more!!!
FanfictionI am currently writing another book and this is something I'm going to do on the side as I get asks and dares. ALL AU'S ARE WELCOME! I SHIP BILLDIP!!! Please, please, please comment!
