⚠️This chapter contains ACOT spoilers, proceed with caution⚠️
Me: Guys, guys! We got a letter! *pulls letter from behind back*
Dot: Show us, show us!
Me: Ok, come around me, children.
Hester: *gives me a weird look*
Me: *opens note and gasps loudly*
Tedros: What is it?
Me: Well...
*claps hands in the air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Jophie' on it*
*a spotlight appears on Sophie*
Tedros: Please don't bring him here again, I'm willing to beg.
Me: Luckily for you, you won't have to beg.
Tedros: Wait, really?
Me: Ya, because I'm bringing him back either way.
*claps hands in the air 5 times*
*Japeth appears*
*everyone hides behind me*
*snaps fingers*
*Japeth's scims are replaced with regular clothes*
Japheth: Can't you guys just leave me alone?
Me: Nope.
Tedros *mumbling*: I wish we could.
Japheth *sighing*: Who is it now then?
Dot *pointing at Sophie*: Her.
Japeth: I literally hate her with every fiber in my body, where do you guys even get these ships?
Dot *pointing at readers*: Them.
Japeth: I swear, once I get my scims back I'm going to give all of you a slow and painful death.
Anadil: Damn.
Japeth *pointing at me*: Starting with you.
Me: No thank you,*grabs Dot and puts her in front of me* protect me!
Dot *struggling to get out of my grasp*: No way in hell!
Nicola: Anyways, do you guys ship or not so Japeth can leave.
Hort: I don't ship.
Hester: I don't.
Me *lets go of Dot*: I don't ship, Jaric for life.
Dot: I agree.
Kiko: Let it sink.
Agatha: Mhm.
Anadil: Don't ship.
Sophie: I hate him, so no.
Tedros: Sophie may be horrible, but Japeth is a straight up psychopath, no one deserves to be with Japeth.
Japeth: *rolls eyes*
Nicola: I don't ship.
Japeth: I'd rather kill myself then ship this nonsense.
Sophie: Well, looks like we can both agree on one thing.
Hester: Make sure to comment what ship you'd like to see next.
Nicola: Bye.
