⚠️This chapter contains ACOT spoilers, proceed with caution⚠️
Me: Guys, guys! Guess what!
Everyone: What?
Me: One True King is out!!! So we'll get to know what will happen to all of you guys real soon. *bops Agatha on the nose*
Agatha: What the-
Tedros: I hope I don't die. *shivers*
Sophie: I hope he does.
Kiko: I hope Japheth dies and everyone lives happily ever after!
Dot: Me too!
Me: Well, we'll just have to wait and see what will happen.
Me: And you. *points to reader and voice darkens* Don't you dare spoil anything here.
Me *normal voice comes back*: Now let's get back to the ship!
*claps hands in air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Rophie' on it*
*a spotlight appears on Sophie*
*claps hands in the air 5 times*
*a grave appears*
Nicola: Wow, you really have a thing with boys that start with 'R'.
Sophie: What can I say? Boys that start with 'R' are really hot.
Tedros: What about me?
Sophie: You're not hot.
Tedros: That's not what you were saying during our 3rd year.
Sophie: Why you little-
Me: That's enough everyone, let's just settle down and bring Rhian back to life so we can start this ship.
Sophie *crossing her arms*: Let's get this over with.
*claps hands 7 times*
*silence*
*a hand suddenly emerges from the dirt*
*everyone screams*
*Rhian pulls himself out*
Rhian: What the hell? Where am I?
Dot: In a ship!
Rhian: A ship? *looks around trying to look for a ship*
Dot: No like a ship, ship.
Rhian: A ship, ship?
Dot: Nevermind, Kiko can explain.
Kiko: Yay!!
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx time skip to once Kiko tells him what a ship is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX
Rhian: And I'm with who again?
Nicola: Over there. *points to big title*
*Silence*
Rhian: I thought we were meant together, but Sophie just likes to stab everyone in the back, doesn't she?
Sophie: I backstabbed you?? I BACKSTABBED YOU???
Tedros: I agree.
Sophie: *starts walking towards Tedros*
Hort: Tedros is dead.
Agatha: Sophie, just calm down.
Sophie: CALM DOWN?! CALM DOW-??
Me: *claps hands 4 times, a bowl of cucumbers pop out of nowhere, I hand it to Sophie*
Sophie: On second thought, I think I'm just going to calm down. *sits down and starts eating the cucumbers*
Agatha: *sighs in relief*
Rhian: Well, I don't ship.
Sophie: Ya me too, Rhian was just...not the one for me.
Anadil: No one's the one for you.
Tedros: I ship, they deserve each other.
Agatha *giving Tedros a glare*: I don't ship it.
Dot: I ship! They look so cute together!
Kiko: They look really good together, but I don't think they go well.
Nicola: I ship.
Hort: I don't.
Hester: I don't ship.
Anadil: Me neither.
Me: I'm half, half.
Rhian: Make sure to comment what ship you'd like to see next.
Tedros: Bye.
