Lancelot x Arthur

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⚠️This chapter contains QFG spoilers, proceed with caution⚠️

Hort: I think I found something. *picks up note from the ground*

Nicola: I think that's the note.

Dot: The note?!

Me: Did I hear someone say note?!

Tedros: Ya, Hort got the note.

Hort: Well it could not be-

Me *takes the note from Hort's hand and examines it*: Mhm, it's definitely the note.

Dot: Whoop whoop!

Me: *opens the note, eyes widen*

Tedros: That's not good.

Hester: Great observation, Captain Obvious. *snickers*

Kiko: C'mon, tell us who it is!

Me: Well, it's none other than...

*claps hands in the air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Lancelot x Arthur' on it*

Hester: So, we're just bringing back everyone's parents are we?

Tedros: Wait a second...that's not Lancelot and my...

Me: Yup, your father.

Tedros: This is just never-ending torture.

*claps hands in the air 5 times*
*two graves appear*
*claps hands in the air 7 times*
*Tedros runs up to Lancelot's grave and helps him out*

Lancelot *shaking off the dirt*: Thanks, boy. Where the hell are we?

Tedros: Well you're in-

*a hand suddenly emerges from the dirt*
*Tedros runs over to help*
*Arthur gets out*

Arthur: Tedros? Wow, you've grown!

Tedros *looking away*: Mhm...

Arthur: Where are we? And who are they?

Arthur: *eyes fall on Lancelot* *pulls out sword* I'm going to kill you.

Lancelot *Backing away*: Listen, we can talk this out.

Arthur: There's no need to talk after your actions.

Tedros: Please, everyone calm down.

Hester: No, leave them, this is finally getting exciting.

Anadil: *sits down and pulls out a box of popcorn out of nowhere*

Arthur: AAAAHHHHHHH! *charges at Lancelot with his sword*

Me: *snaps fingers* *sword disappears* No weapons allowed, strict rule.

Tedros: Thank god.

Hester: What a buzzkill.

Me: And...*snaps fingers to bind Arthur to a chair* for extra measure.

Lancelot: Can someone please tell me what's going on?

Tedros: Well, you're in a ship...

Lancelot: A ship?

Agatha: Not a real ship.

Arthur: What other ships are there?

Dot: I can explain just that!

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx time skip to once Dot tells them what a ship is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX

Lancelot: I think of Arthur as more of a friend. Also I love Guinevere, and I don't think that's going to change.

Arthur *glaring at Lancelot*: I think of Lancelot as more of an enemy, so, no.

Tedros: I don't ship.

Kiko: They look really cute, I ship!

Nicola: But Arthur hates Lancelot...

Kiko: They can have a love story like Agatha and Tedros!

Dot: Let it sail!

Nicola: I don't ship.

Hort: Me neither.

Anadil: Let it sink.

Hester: Agreed.

Agatha: Nope.

Sophie: I ship. They'd look cute and I'd also like to piss off Tedros.

Me: Well, I don't ship.

Agatha: Make sure to comment what ship you'd like to see next.

Dot: Bye!

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