Hwannoying
Hongjoong technically isn't a virgin. He's just not slept with someone for an elongated period of time.

Woooo
no one asked for a dictionary definition.

Jongho

Joong SJAHSHHSJSJS NOW U BELEIEVE ME ???

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Joong
SJAHSHHSJSJS NOW U BELEIEVE ME ???

Yunyun
It's because we can feel the genuine gay panic through every text 😌

Hwannoying
Wait how did you get to his house

Woooo
In a car obviously

HwannoyingLiterally not what I meant

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Hwannoying
Literally not what I meant

Joong
WE WERE TALKING ABT HIS MUSIC VIDEO AND HE ASKED IF I WANTE TO SEE IT BEFORE IT CME OUT AND I DAID YES OF COARSE SO WE CAME HERE ITS SUCH A BLURY MEMORY

Jongho
Is this French
Are you speaking French because I cannot understand

Hwannoying
Okay take a deep breath
it's going to be okay

Yeo
Just watch the mv and then clap.
It's not hard

Woooo

Everyone be quiet because this is my area of expertise first of all GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM !!! then STOP FREAKING OUT BC ITS NOT SEXY TO FREAK OUT !!!! thenWATCH THE MV AND TELL HIM HE LOOKS HOT BUT EVEN HOTTER IN PERSON OR WHATEVER JUST...

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Everyone be quiet because this is my area of expertise
first of all
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM !!!
then
STOP FREAKING OUT BC ITS NOT SEXY TO FREAK OUT !!!!
then
WATCH THE MV AND TELL HIM HE LOOKS HOT BUT EVEN HOTTER IN PERSON OR WHATEVER
JUST COMPLIMENT HIM
AND THEN YOU HOP ON THAT DICK ❤️❤️❤️

Joong
I'm not
No
I don't
No
Not me
Not what it is
I'm no

Sannie
Woo baby I think you broke Hongjoong 😞

Yeo
He was broken when we met him 😌

Woooo
Kim Hongjoong you better be getting up off the floor right now

Joong
IVE BEEN ON THE FLOOR FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND
I FORGOT HOW TO GET UP
OK IM GOING
BUT IDK
IF I DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT OR WHATEVER PLEASE TELL EVERYONE I DIED SAVING THE WORLD OR SMTHING

Woooo
I'll make sure the world knows how u choked to death on that dick ❤️

Jongho

Joong I hate all of you literally why did I text yANAJJSJSBW WHY IS HE KNOCKING JEJSIWPQPQPQNWJ HES ASKING IF IM OK AM I OK ??? IM NOT OK OK BYE IM FINNA DIE

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Joong
I hate all of you literally why did I text y
ANAJJSJSBW WHY IS HE KNOCKING
JEJSIWPQPQPQNWJ HES ASKING IF IM OK
AM I OK ???
IM NOT OK
OK BYE IM FINNA DIE

Hwannoying
Ok have fun! Stay safe <3

Yeo

WooooI- I'm starting a prayer circle for Hongjoong text me to join 🖤

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Woooo
I-
I'm starting a prayer circle for Hongjoong text me to join 🖤

A/N: Hi! Speaking of prayers, you might want to skip the next chapter if you would rather not read my trash attempt at writing about sexy times starring Mingi and Hongjoong. Ok love u! Byesies! 🖤

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