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i was gonna try to write these out in the form of shitposting but,,, i can't?? inspiration is gone i'm sad it's been a year since the whole bff split thing and i'm still feeling kinda fucked up over it but not enough to really give a fuck??

anyway. a lil bit of background for this:

alexis - 17. female, used to be in my brother's class way back when, had my aunt for a teacher for three years, wants to be a trauma doctor. l o u d.

faith- female manager, a sweetheart. very small blonde, plays a lot of instruments, former band kid.

isaiah- a wholeass manically depressed guy. 17, was dating alexis but she moved on like super quick, repeatedly sticks his fingers in the fryer vat and laughs when i'm super concerned.

haileigh- a bad bitch. almost 20, dyes the back of her hair. a sweetheart. i love her.

joey- 18 year old guy. has a lot of cats. weird as shit but funny. calls me jackie

dustin- guy who's into superhero movies and weed. really nice guy who talked with me about twenty one pilots one day. he's great. a diabetic

maegan- 17, also remembers my brother. female, a's best friend, likes early 00s rock/alt music. very pretty singing voice.

sarah- manager who's last day was a couple weeks ago. horse person. idk what they identify as bc everyone refers to them as female but their profile picture on facebook has a pride month filter ring on it that's the non-binary pride flag colors so,,,,

kyle- a chill dude with good music taste. looks like a stereotypical blond stoner dude.

there was also gavin, but he quit like a month ago which is :(

(we've also got a host of others but i mainly work with these ones. i'll introduce others if need be)

anyway here we go:

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joey, from across the kitchen, talking to me: hey jackie!! i need ____

me, not thinking anything of it: yeah sure man just give me a minute

(he does this repeatedly over the next couple hours. finally though he comes over and sighs)

joey: i was trying to piss you off by calling you the wrong name just to see what you'd do

me: dude i know people who've been around my entire life that still don't call me the right name. i'll answer to almost anything

(directly related to the last one)

joey, continuing with the jackie thing

isaiah, incredibly confused: who are you talking to??

me: dude as long as you're not yelling at me and calling me a bitch i'll answer you. if you DO yell and call me a bitch there's a 99.9% chance i'll cry so please don't do that

me, actively kneeling on the ground and trying to retie my shoe

joey, saying some random bullshit that made me lose focus and fuck up

me: dammit dude shut up for a minute i can't tie my shoe if someone's talking to me

alexis, just walking by to grab something: what the fuck??

father's day

me, talking to fill the silence: yeah i'm sorry but if my dad wants to do anything when i get off work i'm probably gonna have to say no and go to bed

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