A man was lost in the forest when he stumbled onto a huge male lion. He went down on his knees and prayed, "Dear Lord, please make him a Christian."
Then the lion went down on his knees and also prayed, "For what I am about to receive for dinner, dear Lord, I am truly thankful, Amen."
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Witty And Inspirational quotes
RandomThis is just a couple of funny and sarcastic quotes I found on the web. Just another random book. Updates very often *NONE OF THESE QUOTES BELONG TO ME*
