42 - Linny

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Ginny: Yeah, so I kissed Luna, can you please not freak out?

Harry: I think I'm hyperventilating.

Luna: Harry, please.

Harry: My hands are literally shaking.

Ginny: Mate, don't.

Harry: I'm sweating. See this? These are actual tears of joy.

Ginny: Just don't scream, nobody knows yet, please I'm being you-

Ron, bursting into the common room: Did you just what?! LET ME SEE THOSE SWOLLEN LIPS OF YOURS!

Luna: Ron! Please!

Ginny: I want to bloody die.

Ron: I'm going to write to mum right now! She is going to piss herself! HARRY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE THEM ANOTHER YEAR OR SO!!

Harry: That's the kind of support I expect from a relationship.

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