In this au, Voldemort never existed.
Harry: Dad?
James: Yeah, son?
Harry: Please don't be mad, but I think I like Draco.
James: Draco? As in, Draco Malfoy?
Harry: Yes....
James: His mum is a Black, right? They do have something about them... I would be gay for Sirius, but that is Remus' job.
Harry: So you don't mind?
James: Of course not, son. As long as I don't have to listen to you fawn over him, I'm fine with it.
Harry: What do you mean?
James: I spent most of my Hogwarts years listening to Sirius squeal over Remus, and vice versa. I am NOT about to go through that torture again.
Lily: Don't listen to your dad, Harry, he is just being dramatic. From what I've heard from Remus, he did the same thing over me.
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
