*Draco is hiding Harry's glasses*
Harry: Where are my glasses?
Draco: What do you mean?
Harry: I know you took them.
Draco: No, I would never.
Harry: Babe, I'm temporarily blind, not stupid.
Draco: But how can you prove it if your eyesight is so atrocious?
Harry: Give me my glasses back so I can make dinner.
Draco: I don't know what you mean.
Harry: Give me my bloody glasses back so I can make you dinner, prat!
Draco: I don't like your tone. Ask nicely.
Harry: Draco Malfoy-Potter, may I please have MY glasses back so I can make YOU dinner.
Draco: You may.
Harry: Finally.
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
