*Blaise going into the Slytherin common room*
Painting: Password?
Blaise: Blairon.
Painting: Correct.
*A new day*
Painting: Password?
Blaise: I love Ron.
*Another time*
Painting: Password?
Blaise: I'm a Blairon shipper.
Painting: Correct.
*Outside on the courtyard*
Blaise: Ok, snakes. What's the new password?
Draco: Blaise Zabini wants to fuck Ronald Weasley.
Blaise: I DRAW THE LINE THERE!
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
