SUMMER BREAK | sakuatsu

twenty two

you: whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you

atsumu: omi kun, what kind of hello is this? 😳

you: answer ne

atsumu: demanding i see ;)

you: so are you going to answer me?

atsumu: hmm why should i
atsumu: what do i gain from this exactly

you: i gain blackmail material and you get to tell me about your embarrassing situations
you: its a win-win situation in my eyes

atsumu: omi kun thats a win-lose situation

you: wow atsumu youre more boring then you look

atsumu: HEY I DONT LOOK BORING

you: yeah yeah

atsumu: you actually called me attractive don't you remember?

you: we dont talk about that

atsumu: OK how about we do this then
atsumu: you tell me an embarrassing story and ill tell you one!! then it will be a win-win situation

you: .
you: fine
you: just so you know i dont have an extremely embarrassing story so don't expect me to say something like i farted in the middle of job interview

atsumu: you work? o.o

you: yes but thats a convosation for another time
you: so tell me one of your most embarrassing stories

atsumu: PROMISE ME YOU WILL TELL ME YOURS AFTER

you: tsumu i thought you trusted me 💔

atsumu: i do but.. -_-

you: i promise i will loser

atsumu: OKAY
atsumu: so this was at the end of highschool years im pretty sure. me and bokuto were playing this game in class where we had to text eachother stupid shit and who ever laughed loudly in the middle of class would lose,, and ofcourse the class was silent which made the game really hard.
atsumu: i forgot what it was that he sent me but i remember losing my shit over it because it was THAT funny!!  i should probably add that sometimes im unintentionally rude, i just speak without thinking. so when the teacher told me to be quiet i may or may have not told her to shut up. in a very vulgar way

you: tell me what you said

atsumu: i said something like 'shut up you stupid bitch or i'll make you'

you: thats not embarrassing thats just straight up mean atsumu

atsumu: LET ME FINISHH
atsumu: after i realised what i said my face went all white and i was sent to the principals office where they called my mum and started bullshitting about how i should be more like osamu blah blah they gave me a week suspension and my mum started apologising on my behalf.

you: yeah..

atsumu: here is the embarrassing part
atsumu: when i came back from my suspension the teacher forced me to apologise to her in front of the WHOLE class. i had to say why i was sorry and say what i done wrong and why i wont do it again. in front of everyone. . . it was so painful i could hear people laughing at me. my face was all red and flustered UGH i hated it i couldn't even look at anyone in that class's eyes for the next few months
atsumu: man that seriously hurt my pride
atsumu: EVEN WRITING ABOUT IT I MIGHT DIE

you: LMAO

atsumu: OMI KUN THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER

you: no i just seriously cant imagine you apologising 💀

atsumu: good and you SHOULDNT
atsumu: its not something i like doing or something im good at doing
atsumu: but anyways your turn!

you: let me think..
you: i dont know

atsumu: omi.. you promised me 😞

you: i know let me just think of one

atsumu: okay ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

you: uh
you: this was at a party i went to. i was dragged there by akaashi.
you: someone puked everywhere and it got on me and i didnt know what to do so i just had a mental breakdown and everyone just kinda stared at me and kept asking if i was okay. i hated it

atsumu: wow what a very short but touching story ❤️😓

you: i hate you

atsumu: but dont lie MINE WAS WORSE

you: mhm i guess it was

atsumu: ok good now erase it from your memory

you: no. the whole point of this was to use this as blackmail

atsumu: THATS NOT EVEN GOOD BLACKMAIL MATERIAL

you: hmm you never know

atsumu: plus what even is there to blackmail me about omi-kun after all i dont keep secrets from anyone (-.-;)y-~~~ everyone already knows my business

you: maybe one day only i will know it

atsumu: wait
atsumu: are you flirting with me 👉👈

you: yes go along with it

atsumu: OMG HFJSJEWJ
atusmu: YOU JUST ADMITTED TO FLIRTING WITH ME

you: i hate you goodbye

atsumu: BYE OMI-KUN😤💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

you: 💞

atsumu: aHHHHH