Wow. I don't even know what to say.... *Sighs for 1000000 years*
So, here's what happened:
Me: Mom, there's a good riddle. Listen.
Mom: Ah, I don't have time for playing doll with you.
Me: Do you know how old I am?
Mom: Couldn't care less about it. Don't tell me you forgot your age.
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever. There's an 1 story house and it's made out of Redwood-
Mom: Okay, listen, you can't make a good house without bricks and cement.
Me: Just listen to the whole riddle!
Mom: And what's a Redwood? Is it red?
Me: Ye-
Mom: Where can you buy it?
Me: I don't k-
Mom: Don't tell me something that you don't know.
Me: -_- What's the color of the stairs?
Mom: Red, duh.
Me: *creepy laughter*
Mom: I need to take you to the doctor.
Me: It has only one floor!
Mom: *starts chuckling* You are so dumb.
Me: I think you should be saying that to yourself.
Mom: Doesn't it have a rooftop, how can you go there?
Me: Omg, you are right!
Mom: I'm always right, why do you think you are smart?
Me: I know you want me to say "Because of you"
Mom: And that's the truth *sticks tongue at me*
Me: *sighs*
What a life.....
(I didn't have anything else to write so yeah)
See you in the next chapter!
*flips hair dramatically*
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I don't even know what to name this
FanfictionOkay, the book cover says it all but I'm going to repeat it again. DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO DIE. My other books are completely fine so you can check those out. And have a nice day. I'm on cracc at night okay- heehawwww (You should consid...
