Okay, the book cover says it all but I'm going to repeat it again. DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO DIE. My other books are completely fine so you can check those out. And have a nice day.
I'm on cracc at night okay- heehawwww
(You should consid...
Please don't read this! Please. Pretty please! You are a really nice person, right? You won't read it....
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I got dared by the one and only, MACCHAN. He thinks of the worst kind of dares.B.R.U.H
HE BASICALLY WANTS ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF!
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You'll pay for this honey. I'll kill you slowly. Decpacito. Slowly.
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Let's get this done.
He wants me to tell you mah name.
I'm so sorry mah precious name, I'll forever remember you. I'm so sorry to give you up to these weird people reading this.... am I being dramatic? Nope definitely not.
*sighs* I really want to choke him.
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Do I have to do this? (stupid kid yells from a distant, "YEP, DARE IS A DARE")
I actually did 18 chapters until now and you guys don't know my name...
Kinda weird....
*Long silence for 100000 years*
OMG IM SO SMART LIKE WOOO OH KIDDO YOU AINT MESSING WITH ME IM SO SMART! *insert chef's kisses*
He didn't tell me that I have to tell you my real name. Which means, I can tell you my nickname. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sorry 'bout that.....
Okay, I have a lot of nicknames so call me anything.
Mah teachers call me RM. Yeah, you did read that right. Reasons:
1. My middle name starts with R. My name and family name starts with M. 2. My former teacher used to love me. She was one of the best teachers. She thought that I'm smart so yeah she gave me Namjoon's stage name. I'm very thankful for this honour.
(I'm not smart, I think she's the only person that thinks that)
Pajama, I mean Junje calls me Mayonnaise. Reasons:
1. Idek, cause he's stupid? 2. He likes to eat mayonnaise?
Italian girl calls me weirdo. Reason:
1. Unknown
Soft students (innocent ones) call me kookie. Reasons:
1. I'm one of the youngest. 2. They think it's cute.
Hard students (dirty ones) call me pervert. Reasons:
1. IDEK
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My colleagues call me by my real name. Because..... idk.
The girly girls aka bullies call me "The boy beach" And some other names which I'm not going to write. You get it, right? Reasons:
1. Because my hair is really short. 2. I'm very flirty. I can't help being flirty. I was like this before I knew the word "flirty". 3. I hang out with boys.
HA KIDDOS I KNO YOU JEALOUS! WORK HARD TO ACHIEVE STUFF, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING IF YOU ARE MEAN! I'm done ranting. I'm fine.
Anyways yeah thas it. Call me anything, I'm fine with it. I refer to myself as "The worldwide handsome magician" or "your favourite author"
And I'm going to have a literature test after two days. Did you read this chapter? I told you not to but if you still did read, could you please wish me luck for the test? I think I'll fail. I'll let you know.
OH AND IM SO HAPPY!!!! THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE!!!
ITS MAH BIRTHDAY!!!
No, just kidding! HeHehEhEhE I just pranked you.
IM HAPPY BECAUSE I BECAME THE CLASS PRESIDENT!!!! I TRIED TO BECOME A CLASS PRESIDENT FOR LIKE 3 YEARS!
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