Funny WOF spoofs

This is why........(pt.1 of ???)

John: I HAVE DONE IT!!!!!!!!

Glory: wut?

John: I have made a weapon that can finally destroy that darklordthader guy

Darklordthader: *eating popcorn playing halo 5* Wut?

John: .... you play halo 5?

Darklordthader: ya why not?

Random irrational person who hates halo 5 and loves halo 1 through 3: DIEDIEDIEDIE, DIRTY SCUM, YOU NEED TO !#$%'n DIE

Darklordthader:... 

Tsunami: i agree

Darklordthader: WHYYYYY???????!!!!

Starflight: you did turn us into things

Darklord: you did dude

Clay: Ya!!

Tsunami: GO DIE IN A HOLE

Sunny: I agree

Darklordthader: O____O

Clay: O_____O

Glory: O_____O

Starflight: O____O

Tsunami: Yis, commmmmeeee, to the dark side

Sunny: no

Locke: wow,

Tenaka: I'm still mad at you locke *holds up butter knife*

Locke: OH !#%$ run

Tsunami: why?

Locke: i.. kinda accidentally threw her favorite kind of sandwich into the pond

Tenaka: IT WAS EXPENSIVE !#$% IT>:U

Locke: I'MMM INNOCENT *background screaming*

Locke and Tenaka logged off

Tsunami: ooookkk?

Glory: that was interesting

Clay: what were we doing again?

John: roasting Darklordthader

Tsunami: oh yeah... >:)

Darklordthader: oh no

Darklordthader logged off

Tsunami: awwwww :(

Glory: too bad

Vale: you are kinda mean to him

Clay: weeeelll he kinda deserves it

Sunny: I agree

Glory: Sunny, you are being kind of... violent?

Clay: yeah, it's not like you

Tsunami: well I like it

Sunny: well he is really annoying

Starflight: WHAT HAS HE DONE TO SUNNY!!!

Glory: DARK!

Darklordthader: I swear I didn't do anything!

Glory: bull !&$#

Darklordthader: I really didn't this time

Starflight: you... lying... camel turd

Darklordthader: oh no

Sunny: ya, you get him

Darklordthader: O___O

Starflight: I'm coming for you!

Darklordthader: *autistic screeching*

Starflight and Darklordthader have logged off

Glory: well, I won't expect him to come back anytime soon

Clay: yep...

Fin

sorry, it has been quite a while, a year... maybe two? still, it has been a while, and my interests have changed a bit, halo is still on the menu, and I'm trying to rack my brain about what younger me was thinking when he wrote all this. Regardless, I will be posting less of this, and more trying to expand what I write a bit beyond stuff like this.

-Darklord