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Glory: Tsunami NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Darklordthader: why hello there

Tsunami: GO AWAY!!

Darklorthader: Guess what?

Sunny: what?

Darklordthader: I HAVE PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE!!

Thorn, Stonemover and Mastermind logged on

Thorn: You have presents?

Glory: don't trust the presents...

Darklordthader: the presents should be there soon

Starflight: WHAT THE?!?!

Everyone: HECK??!!!!

Tsunami: I got a... chainsaw... hmmm...

Glory: what is this? a giant teddy bear??

Sunny: YAY I GOT A SUN LAMP!!!

Mastermind: I got a lava lamp

Thorn: is that a good idea?

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Thorn: I got a big box of sleep darts...

Peril: a necklace... it'll melt, WAIT it does not melt, and I can still melt things, YES!!!

Kinkajou: why would i want a bunch of knives

#Deathbringer: #and #why #would #i #want #a #box #of #confetti

Moon: a... wedding dress

Qibli: a... groom's suit

Winter: A SCAVENGER HABITAT, A BIG ONE

Clay: CHICKENS!!!

Darklordthader: do you trust me now?

Everyone: NOOO!!!

Turtle: I got a million fish

Turtle so yes

Everyone: *Glare*

Turtle: ok i'll help

Turtle: make darklordthader feel pain

Darklordthader: NOOOOO!!!

Tsunami: KILL HIM!!! >:)

Thorn Stonemover Mastermind Peril Kinkajou #Deathbringer Qibli Moon Turtle Winter Tsunami Glory Starflight Sunny and Clay logged off

Darklordthader: NOOOO!!!!!!! OOOWWW MY GOSH IT BURNS AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! OWCHOWCHOWCHOWCHOWCH!!!!! NNOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE FROST BREATH!!!!!
*death*

Tsunami: Finally killed him

Turtle: he did not change anyone?

Everyone: Nope

Kinkajou: nobody say his name

Clay: who? you mean darklordthader?

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!!

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