Apple

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*scavenger walking around listening to music on an Apple*

Clay: what is it

Scavenger: SCREEEAAAM *drops Apple*

Glory: it says Apple on it

Clay: IT IS AN APPLE!! GIVE ME IT

Glory: we are not trusting you with anything unknown, we want to avoid another hole the the stomach

Clay: true, BUT IT IS AN APPLE, AND APPLES ARE GOOD!!

Glory: it is not an apple, it just says apple on it.

Clay: FINE, I won't eat it.

*while glory looks away NOOOMM*

Glory: CLAY!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!

Clay: it tastes good.

*Glory face palms*

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