*scavenger walking around listening to music on an Apple*
Clay: what is it
Scavenger: SCREEEAAAM *drops Apple*
Glory: it says Apple on it
Clay: IT IS AN APPLE!! GIVE ME IT
Glory: we are not trusting you with anything unknown, we want to avoid another hole the the stomach
Clay: true, BUT IT IS AN APPLE, AND APPLES ARE GOOD!!
Glory: it is not an apple, it just says apple on it.
Clay: FINE, I won't eat it.
*while glory looks away NOOOMM*
Glory: CLAY!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!
Clay: it tastes good.
*Glory face palms*
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Funny WOF spoofs
RandomRandom things I come up with related to wings of fire. btw Valortherainwing is an actual wattpader.