Funny WOF spoofs

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Darklordthader: everyone hates me :(

Glory: do you expect us to like you? even after you torture us?

Darklordthader: I thought we were past that!

Tsunami: uuuh, no

Sunny: um something is happening outside

Clay: why are my potatos floating?

Darklordthader: its not me

Glory: lies

Darklordthader: no I would have stopped it by now, it spilled me coffee DX

Deathbringer: Im stuck on the roof

Glory: wut is happening? ANSWER US DARKLORD!!!!!

Darklordthader: it isn't me!

Sunny: if it isn't him who is it

Starflight: mabye it has something to do with those halo guys

John: no not us, we having the same problem, i have no idea why the enanticlimatic gravity generators arn't working

Tsunami: the wut?

Locke: basicly they keep us stuck to the ground so we don't float around our ship

Glory: ok

Sunny: what is happening

Tenaka: ME TEA!! NOOO DX

Buck: you drink tea?

Tenaka: ya so wut?

Buck: oooook

Deathbringer: ok im still floating, luckily it makes it easier to fly

Sunny: ya your right

Darklordthader: wut is happening??? DX

Glory: has anyone wondered why Dark over here can change things?

Darklordthader: i am god's ambassinator

Deathbringer: you just mashed amasador and assassin together

Dardlordthader: but thats wut I am, have a problem?

Deathbringer: wierd

Sunny: also how many of you are in your ship john?

John: spartans or people in total?

Sunny: people in total

John: lets see arooouuunndd 500,000 people

Glory: O_____O how big is that ship, even though you are much smaller than us, it must be huuuugge

John: it is pretty big

Locke: yup, very big

Darklordthader: I think I can fix this floating problem

Sunny: thanks :D

*everything falls to earth*

Glory: ow, a bunch of fruit and rainwings landed on me

Tsunami: why would you help us Dark?

Darklordthader: I want to be likeable

Glory: I will NEVER trust you!

Darklordthader: i'll give you cookies

Glory: -__-

Deathbringer: OOOOOHHH!!!!

Glory: you are dumb

Deathbringer: these are the best cookies ever!

Glory: -__-