A/N - HEY GUYS! I'm speaking another language in this chapter so imma leave translations next to the sentences. I literally based this off me and my friend annoying other friends because we were texting in Chinese and they don't know Chinese.
Freddy - ummmm guys....
Mike - no
Chica - ye?
Foxy - laddie if ye are stuck down te toilet im not helping ye
Freddy - no I'm not.
Foxy - oh okay then. ye?
Bonnie - hello
Freddy - right now that the gangs all here,
Mike - I don't wanna be here
Freddy - SHUT UP
Freddy - right, now that the gang is all here, there's something wrong with BethMike - I don't even wanna know...
Sam - 你好.我们今天怎么样?(Hello. How are we today?)
Chica - what the fazzfuck?
Sam - 我喜欢那个词 (I like that word)
Mike - dang
Freddy - does anyone understand him?
Sam - 我希望没有人能理解我 (I hope no one can understand me)
Chica - what language even is that?
Sam - 中国你这个笨小狗屎。(Chinese you stupid little shit)
Bonnie - I'm honestly confused here
Bonnie left the chat
Sam - 哇,我很高兴他离开了 (wow I'm glad he left)
Freddy - I really don't understand what you're saying Sam
Mike - I think he's speaking Japanese.
Sam - 是的,我说日语你哑巴 (Yes, I am speaking Japanese you are dumb)
Freddy - SAM JUST PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH
Sam - 我喜欢看到你们都因我的语法不好而受苦 (I like to see you suffer because of my bad grammar)
Mike - FML
Sam - Mike 我们这里不使用那种语言😒 (We don't use that language here)
Mike - the only word I recognised was Mike...
Freddy - it's times like this I wish I couldn't read
Sam - 这很有趣, 我喜欢看着你受苦 (It's funny, I like watching you suffer)
Mike - SAM SPEAK ENGLISH OR I BREAK A SHOVEL
Sam - OH MY GAHD TOUCH DAT SHOVEL AND BOI YOU GONNA DIE
Mike - there we go, their back to speaking English 😊
Sam - 我仍然很无聊 (Still, I'm bored)
Mike - NO 🪓
Sam - fine 😒
Foxy - I like that insult Sam, great 👌
Sam - thank yo-
Mike - WHAT INSULTS
Freddy - WHAT INSULTS?