Breath of the Wild; Champions Group chat 2nd edition

S3 v4: Rap Battle?

A/n: So I decided to post this on my B-Day today, because I'm really proud of this. I kinda got into writing songs this summer. So I thought I would try to incorporate it more into the chat. I hope you enjoy.

Also Farah is an Arabic word that means Happiness, joy.

Midna: Ladies, Gentlemen, and non-binary! I give you a duel.

In one corner we have Mipha.

Mipha: I'm not so sure about this.😨

Midna: And in the other corner we have Zelda

Zelda: We are gonna settle this once and for all, Mipha!

Link: What is she so pissed about?

Revali: We didn't invite her to the group chat

Daruk: isn't she supposed to be holding off Ganon right now?

Sidon: yea, well

Tingle: it's weird

Urbosa: I come onto the chat and I don't even know what's going on

Link: me neither

Midna: Mipha! Verses Zelda! Begin!

Zelda:
First off you're a fish, so go swish your tail back into the abyss,
Taking you down will be such bliss cuz you're amiss
I'll send you on on you're way once you look at this
Bow down to the Queen
I'm on screen
And I'm ready to glean what's left in my past lives
I'm really going through the archives to find what survives
And here of course is a fact I should enforce
The Triforce is in my blood, I'm not holding back
I'll eat you like a snack
Where I improve you lack
My strength is tremendous unlike your audacity
You also might suffer from some inveracity
You cower like cat
People step on you like a door mat
You're like porcelain, so easily broken
It doesn't matter if you're outspoken
One touch then you're finished
And now you're diminished
What can I say? You're weak
Did it take you a week to be a pilot?
The first to master but unfortunately it passed her
The first to crumble when Ganon decided to rumble
It was her time but she fumbled and stumbled

Revali: Ouch

Urbosa: 😬

Mipha:
Yes, I am the first as you stated in your verse
I'll be the one to give you your reimburse
You're words are terse for someone who has traversed
I could even say that you are a curse
Here's what you didn't rehearse
You drag poor Ganon and Link everywhere you go
It could be considered adverse of you to coerce them to join you in every era
Farah
I'd suggest checking your mascara, you've been crying centuries of it and millions more
Nevermore, just tallying the score
Though it's not much of a chore
In your past life you died for the Twlight after the blight
It seems like I'm right, once again you re-invite trouble
Asking the hero to get there on the double
Yet what does he get in return?
The form of wolf, in turn
You can't seem to be without him, why don't you let the boy sleep?
The words you speak aren't really that deep
You say you're strong but you're always throng along, out of the way
Consider this, since your so headstrong, next time when you're "ready"
You can go headlong into that demon
Thanks princess, now I'm daemon

Urbosa: Holy

Link: Hylia

Revali: 😱

Midna: Ha! Try to come back from that!

Zelda:
You're quiet comes off as meek
You even had Ruto pray
As you were trying to go for your "prey"
You talk slow like how you were tryna sew
How long does it take to make armor when you're enamored?
Clearly a century yet you threw it all away and it's really sad
You coulda had a chance but you had it too bad

Mipha:
And you say you're any better?

Zelda:
Fretter

Mipha:
You say I don't have audacity but watch it
When I'm pushed to my capacity I have the sagacity to be the ferocity
So forgive my voracity as I end your mendacity
You're full of pugnacity and salacity
And at this point I think you're incapacity has lead to this dreadful mentality
You're supposed amity with Link comes off more like apathy
Damnably, I have excellent veracity

Midna: And that's it! Who won? Who's next?!

Urbosa: Tf Mipha slayed😱

Link: Yas Queen

Daruk: Can Revali rap?

Sidon: I honestly thought Zelda was gonna have a better flow

Linkle: ha! Guess we were wrong

Revali: nooooo

Urbosa: I'd like to be next. But I need a worthy challenger.

Sidon: Revali goooo

Revali: Nuuuu

Urbosa: He's already squeaking...what about you Link?

Link: 😎

A/n: Thought I would try something different! Do you guys want to see more of these?