Dusk: We will finally be concluding this long Q&A today 😃
Link: So close, we could have beaten Zelda's record
Revali: 100 years is longer than one year, you piece of asinine shit
Midna: Good to see we are all intact after so long 😂
Mipha: yes...although what concerns me more is how Zelda is still able to respond in this chat and keep Ganon at bay.
Zelda: It's called multitasking
Revali: With one hand?
Zelda: You learn a thing or two when you have to stand there holding down a CalamitY for DECADES
Dusk: Well, today Zelda will not be multitasking that much
Zelda: I have had decades of practice.
Revali: That's like saying I had decades of practice with my own skills myself.
Link: Dead and a ball of gas don't count
Revali: ...Sleeping a century don't help your sword skills but I don't hear Mipha complaining-
Urbosa: 😂
Mipha: URBOSA. REVALI NO-
Midna: Revali shouldn't is the question, the answer is Revali yes, heehee
Dusk: ...So Daruk's turn has finally arrived.
Revali: Daruk you are being summoned.
Daruk: Yeah, uh, I'm here but I was just watching Link
Link: I found all the pots 😛
Mipha: Oh Naydra
Dusk: From MimicMarco, they got two questions for ya, Are you scared of dogs? And Have you ever dined on Diamond's Magama Roast?
Daruk: The second one is an easy question. It's to die for, the Magma adds a bit of something something to the roast if ya know what I mean. Second, I am not scared of dogs.
Revali: He is.
Mipha: He is.
Urbosa: So very fucking is.
Daruk: GUYSSSSS
Link: Woof woof
Daruk: DOWN LINK DOWN
Link: POT POT
Daruk: Urbosaaaa
Urbosa: BOY PUT THAT POT DOWN OR I SWEAR TO YOU ON VAH NABOORU'S GRAVE I'LL SAV'ORQ YOUR ASS-
Dusk: Moving on- Who is more annoying out of the group? Pls be honest we all want to know~
Daruk: I can't say one person is above the most annoying.
Midna: Such a cope out answer
Daruk: You, actually. Then second would be Urbosa and the third would be Revali.
Link: DAMNN
Urbosa: Ouch, Daruk, you wound me. Why am I that high up the list?
Daruk: You know very well high
Urbosa: Very high up that list haha
Revali: O..my Hylia, I keep learning stuff I wonder if I really wished to know
Midna: then why Revali third?
Daruk: Revali just amplifies shit and if Urbosa is HIGH up her horse then Revali adds a multiplier to it
Link: Like a video gameeee
Mipha: What's this video of the game you speak of?
Midna: And they say I'm retro
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group chat 2nd edition
FanfictionYou're crazy champions are back and better than ever...well...kind of. New characters like Linkle, Riju, and Teba join the chat! All new adventures too! Warning there is some swearing