Really Brain?

For last time, DO NOT SLEEP!

"Yes but if I didn't complete my homework, I ould have brought it home! It is not here!"

"...Look for it!"

"I am, moron."

"Did you check under the bed?"

"What would it be doing under the bed?!"

"Stop panicking woman!"

"..."

"It is not under the bed."

"What about-"

"BRAIN!"

"Ok, what now?"

"You do realise that we had submitted that book to the teacher and I have been looking for the past ten minutes for that?"

"Shit..."

"You are dead!"

"Well, at least you are awake right now!"

"...So that was your plan from the start?"

"...will I die if I say yes?"

"I have to say that that was smart."

":)"

"And now I am going to sleep..."

":("

"Come to think of it, how are you even able to make those faces?"

"...No comment..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I have a small offer for you..."

"...I do not even like the sound of it."

"Ok, I can see you're trying to sleep so I would like to offer you a selection of every memory, unsolved matter or things you should have said or done today as well as in the past 30 years."

"...I am fourteen-" 

"Also remember that thing you did almost a year ago that no one remembers except for you? Can we dwell on that for about four, five hours?" 

"I-"

"I would also like to offer you a list of scenarios that you would love to happen but will likely never come true. "  

"..."

"Or we can just watch a movie that you have watched like 20 times and destroy - no, annihilate the sleep routine that you created just two days ago. What do you say?"

"Can I talk?"

"Go ahead."

"First off, I haven't even lived for thirty years! I am fourteen. Second, I reject all your offers because-"

"Whhyy?"

"Did you just whine? Or a cat drowned?"

":("

"I am saaadd. :[  :'(" 

"The hell? What-How-Did you just make a freaking-I thought you could only make two faces but-How?"

"I am the Brain, the most complex organ, a mystery. I have as many neurons in me as there are stars in the Milky Way. I am-"

"Done?"

"You are-"

"Going to sleep."

"Sorry but-"

"Yes."

"No, I won't-"

"You really don't have a choice."

"This is bullying."

"I can't hear you."

"I said-"

"LA LA LA."

"Fine, I surrende-"

"LA LA LA LA LA-"

"I AM WAVING THE WHITE FLAG! You can go to sleep!"

"Finally, victory..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Do you realise that we wasted an entire hour on this?"

"..."

"Ok fine. Going to sleep. Systems shutting down."