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Kalani Reed was a regular twenty-two year old woman who was trying to get the handle on her life. She worked at a small café, lived in a small apartment by herself, and had a kind of boyfriend. Back in highschool, she was one of those...
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"WELL, FINALLY, A BITCH HAS THE decency to call her best friend after running away to be with another nigga." The lovely voice of Lauren Washington floats through the phone, "If that doesn't scream bald head hoe shit, I don't know what does."
Kalani snickers at her friend's words, "Outta pocket, love. Uncalled for."
"Yeah yeah, it's warranted though," Lauren scoffs, "I thought I knew everything about you, but then the next thing I know, you sending me a damn email that you ran off with some dude that's not Hunter. I mean, we all know he deserves it but where did you find the time to cheat, bih?"
Kalani rolls her eyes playfully as she puts the phone on speaker, "Shit happens."
"Apparently it does. But you didn't tell yo friend the tea when said shit happened, so now yo friend is pissed." Lauren was panting by the time she finished her sentence.
"Girl, sit yo ass down before you pass out." Kalani speaks into the phone, her face scrunching up.
"How the hell you know I'm standing up? Are you stalking me?" Lauren questions, still breathing hard as hell.
"No, stupid," Kalani shakes her head, "It's cause you breathing like you just ran three miles with ankle weights on."
"So what if I just did? I gotta keep healthy for when this lil buggaboo ready to slide out." Lauren says before she makes a sound as she flops on her couch, "So, how's the dick?"
Kalani almost chokes, "Out of all the questions you coulda asked..."
"Yeah, I asked the best one."
"Well," Kalani trails off, "Not that it's any of your business, but, I've been limping for two days now."
Lauren squeals, "I knew it! You better not be pregnant the next time I see you."
Kalani laughs, "I can assure you that will not be happening anytime soon."
The pregnant woman hums, "Sure, baby girl. So, how's life wherever you are?"
Kalani wasn't even completely sure if she was allowed to say where she was, but she took the chance anyway, "Well, we're in Italy and it's going good."
"Italy? That means he gotta have money if he paying those roaming charges." Kalani laughs at her friend's words.
The thing about Lauren is that while she's the funniest person Kalani knows ━ other than her father ━ she's also the craziest and most out of pocket. She speaks her mind and doesn't give a shit about what other people say about her.
