Hogwarts Talk Show (DISCONTINUED)

Secrets revealed on this onterview with Harry Potter!

{ so nobody read or commented anything on my last chapter, but whatever.}

Amelia: welcome back to Hogwarts talk show! Today's guest is none other than Harry Potter himself!

Harry: *walks in and sits in the chair across from Amelia* why does it smell like fire whiskey? Does fire whiskey have a smell?

Amelia: i don't know, maybe? But um...your gonna be drinking fire whiskey.

Harry:...I'm 14....

Amelia: and I don't care *makes more fire whiskey appear* now drink.

Harry: well ok then. *pours a shot then drinks it and nearly spits it out* that's disgusting!

Amelia: well your gonna drink it anyway.

*COMMERTIALS....you know the drill*

Harry: *is drunk*

Amelia: alright! Let's play truth or dare.

Harry: ME FIIIIRST!!! Truth or dare?

Amelia: dare

Harry: I dare you to take a shot of fire whiskey!

Amelia: oh god damnit. *pours a shot and tries to drink it and nearly spits it out like Harry did but manages to force it down* ok, Harry, truth or dare?

Harry: truth.

Amelia: who do you have a crush on?

Harry: uhhhh...I dunno. I'd say it's a tie between Draco and Professor Snape. I mean they're both super sexy, but they are both super mean to be at the same time. But I love them!

Amelia:....do I smell threesome?

Harry: what?

Amelia: nothi-

Harry: that's an awesome idea!

Amelia: uhhh no it's not!

Harry: get draco and Professor Snape I'm here!

Amelia: no! You aren't having sex on an interview!

Harry: I CRAVE SEX

Amelia: uhhhhh no

Harry: I'm Harry fricking Potter! I get whatever I waaaaant!! And I want Snape and Draco! Oh, do you think Ron would make a nice addition? 

Amelia: how the hell am I supposed to know that?!

Harry: I don't knooow. I saw you two in a broom closet toget-

Amelia: COMMERCIAL!

*commertial dooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOoooooOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOoooooOooooOooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooOooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOooooooo*

Amelia: and that's why you don't talk about my affairs on an interview.

Harry: this is an interview?

Amelia: *facepalms*

Harry: NOW GET ME DRACO, SNAPE, RON, AND A RAW CHICKEN!

Amelia: what do you need the raw chicken fo-ooooooooooooooh. Yeah no.

Harry: pleeeeeeeeeease.

Amelia: no! Now truth or dare.

Harry: erm-............................................................

Amelia:.....

Harry:.....

Amelia:....

Harry:...

Amelia:..

Harry:.

Amelia:

Harry: dare?

Amelia: I dare you to wait until the interview is over to have sex with Draco, Severus, and who or what ever else.

Harry: Aw ☹️ oh truth or dare?

Amelia: truth

Harry: tell me, what would you do if Snape was attracted to you?! What would you do if you where me?! HuuUuuuh?!

Amelia: I wouldn't have sex with him or Draco or Ron or raw chicken or whatever else is in your head.

Harry: *walks out of the room and slams the door*

Amelia: ok then. Thank you for reading. Goodbyeeeee!