𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐓 | 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬

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#1 worst skater in history: soooo

bad bitch 2: what happened this time

#1 worst skater in history: is it possnle to go to jeil for drubkung at schiol
schol
schpol

bad bitch 2: what

shrek: *1 audio message*
JHONNN
where are u

bad bitch 2: @ sasquatch
please report to this convo

sasquatch: what
where's fred and roger
we're supposed to be outside

shrek: BRAIMMMI
whhy are you guys in my phone
get out of there you monsters

bad bitch 2: freddie and roger are drunk

shrek: i cany hear yu guys

sasquatch: HOW in school??
WHY in school???
WHERE in school???

bad bitch 2: what did you guys drink

#1 worst skater in history: teo cups of voska

bad bitch 2: now is not the time to be referencing vines freddie

sasquatch: i think that he means vodka john
LITERALLY

shrek: brain
your soooo smaet n sweet
i would marry u
all my lovr and peace are wiyh yu

bad bitch 2 changed sasquatch's name to: brain

brain: oh...k

bad bitch 2: brian
you know how drunks are...
they just say random stuff

brain: @ shrek @ #1 worst skater in history
where are you guys

#1 worst skater in history: schoil bitch

brain: WHERE IN THE SCHOOL

shrek: big woodem chairs

brain: what

#1 worst skater in history: i feel clawstrifobic
it's drak
dark

bad bitch 2: big wooden chairs and it's dark
well that doesn't help

shrek: fredie's crying
he's scared of santa claws

bad bitch 2 named the chat: 'freddie's afraid of santa claws'

#1 worst skater in history: p
help lpease

brain: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

shrek: quit scremjng at us
that's offensuve

brain: i-

#1 worst skater in history: IS THAT YU JHNOOY
I KNWE YOU WOULD SABE USSSS

brain changed bad bitch 2's name to: jhnooy

jhnooy: i'm nowhere near you guys bc ONE OF YALL WONT TELL US WHERE YOU GUYS ARE

#1 worst skater in history: hey
who is this

jhnooy: how tf did you get sober so quickly

#1 worst skater in history: lol
this is jim hutton
i heard freddie crying about santa claus and roger singing kumbaya under the bleachers

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⏰ Last updated: May 26, 2020 ⏰

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