𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐒 ᵍʳᵒᵘᵖᶜʰᵃᵗ

𝐒𝐈𝐗 | 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘

gen z: @ blondie stuck in a lockie wya

blondie stuck in a lockie: where am i

gen z: idk where you are

blondie stuck in a lockie: am i supposed to be somewhere?

gen z: dont you have a saturday school

blondie stuck in a lockie: OH SHI-
YOOOOO I MISSED IT

gen z: LMAO
IM JKKKKKK

blondie stuck in a lockie: IM NOT 'jk'-ing
I WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE AT IT THIS MORNING
CRAP-

gen z: oh OOP

bad bitch 2: HEY
ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO A SKATING RINK ROG

blondie stuck in a lockie: how do you remember that

bad bitch 2: you told us yesterday
and THIS bitch wants to go skating with some disco music

blondie stuck in a lockie: oh yeah
ATTENTION: ALL GUYS AND GALS, GET READY FOR ME TO SCOOP YOU UP FROM HOME

phone police: OH GOD NO-
DONT DRIVE ROGER

blondie stuck in a lockie: why not :(

phone police: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT A RACOON AND SAID, oh that must've been a speed bump

blondie stuck in a lockie: JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DOUBT ME ON MY DRIVING SKILLS

gen z: ROGER CALLED A RACOON A "SPEED BUMP"?????

phone police: YES
AND KEPT DRIVING

blondie stuck in a lockie: tbh i could've dropped you off to check on the racoon and make you walk home

phone police: oH sooo scarY
i'm shaking in my clogs
sHHHiver me timBers

bad bitch 2: OOP
BRIAN-
IM CRYING

phone police: he would've never done it bc he already knows if i left him, he wouldn't even be existing rn

blondie stuck in a lockie: EVERYBODY BETTER BE READY WHEN I PICK THEM UP-
there is no excuse for you guys not to be ready

gen z: SHUT UP
YOU DIDNT EVEN WARN ME THAT YOU WERE HERE

bad bitch 2: how is he already at your house?

gen z: we practically live five minutes away from each other

bad bitch 2: IF YOU AREN'T DRESSED YET, WEAR YOUR 'AMERICAN PRINCESS' SHIRT SO WE CAN MATCH
i'm wearing mine :))))))))

phone police: who said that we were matching?

bad bitch 2: no one
me and fred normally wear the same thing when we go somewhere

blondie stuck in a lockie: I THOUGHT THAT WAS O U R TRADITION FRED-

gen z: not anymore
since you wanted to be an ogre today and yell at me bc i wasn't ready, i think it was time for a little CHANGE in the book

gen z changed blondie stuck in a lockie's name to: shrek

shrek: fuck you
you have five minutes btw

gen z: you can't rush a queen

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shrek: WE'RE HERE