𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐒 ᵍʳᵒᵘᵖᶜʰᵃᵗ

𝐔𝐍 | 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄...𝐑 𝐀 𝐁 𝐈 𝐄 𝐒

freddie added john, roger, and brian to new chat !

freddie: hey dickheads
guess who found a cat

brian: wtf freddie
you've skipped two periods
and where tf did you find a cat?

freddie: tbh oh well
and i found it outside...duh

brian: outside-?
f r e d d i e
are you off the school campus

freddie: i sense freedom

brian: john

john: what do u want peanut head

brian: where's freddie

john: out of prison

brian: h o w

john: he climbed the bloody gate in PE
YOU SHOULDVE BEEN THERE-
HE WAS SITTING ON TOP OF IT, AND WHEN HE WAS FIXING TO JUMP DOWN, HE GOT HIS SHORTS STUCK
SO HE WAS DANGLING UP THERE, SCREAMING

roger: LMAO

john: roger
u came out of nowhere

roger: s p o o k

john: but he had on his little cat boxers

freddie: aLRIGHT-
snitches get stitches

john: post up

freddie: wanna go after school??

john: sure
BEEOTCH

roger: WORLDDDDDSTARRRRR

brian: *sigh*

roger: oh btw
i have ur bag fred

freddie: k

roger: it smells like...w e e d

brian: how do u know what weed smells like

roger: none of your business

freddie: i'm a seekret drug dealer
u want somethin

roger: gimme some...uh-
u got weed?

freddie: yeah mannn
how much

roger: two pounds

freddie: damn
ok
uh- that'll be a 100
meet me at the secret hideout

roger: kk

john: FREDDIE
u got cocaine?
i need a gram

freddie: yeah bro
i gotchu
twenty for one gram
meet me at the hideout too

john: ok okkkk

brian: wtf is the 'hideout'

roger: i would tell you
but oh wait-
u don't do drugs

freddie changed freddie's named to: ur local drug dealer !

ur local drug dealer has named the chat: 'DO COCAINE, AYE! COCAINE DOESNT RUIN UR BRAIN!' !

ur local drug dealer: do drugs kids

brian: DONT do drugs CHILDREN
and FREDDIE

ur local drug dealer: who's freddie

brian: GET UR ARSE BACK IN SCHOOL CAMPUS
THERE'S A LOOK OUT FOR U

ur local drug dealer: WHOM the FuCk do u think ur talking to young man?

roger: w h o m
but brian...
it's so kuul to juul

brian: juuling and smoking weed are two different things

roger: did i ask if they were?
but i do both

brian: i can tell
u act like a crackhead

roger: iK
GO CRAZY
GO STUPID
EGEGGEGEGEGEGEGE-

roger changed roger's name to: that blonde crackhead !

ur local drug dealer: *1 image attached*
look
me and this cat are slaying the runway

that blonde crackhead: hah
that cat is as dark as my soul

brian: freddie
it's actually
*this cat and I

ur local drug dealer: shut up maniac
*brianiac
😤
*BRAINIAC

that blonde crackhead changed brian's name to: brianiac !

brianiac: roger plz stop encouraging him

ur local drug dealer: O U C H
NVM THIS CAT AINT SLAYIN THE RUNWAY
IT FUCKING SCRATCHED ME

brianiac:
that's what u get

ur local drug dealer: i think i HAVE...R A B I E S

that blonde crackhead changed ur local drug dealer's name to: got rabies? !

brianiac: ngl but i forgot about you and that stupid cat

got rabies?: ITS NOT A STUPID CAT
ITS A SMART CAT
HE'S SMARTER THAN ME
wait-

brianiac: dumbass

got rabies?: shUT UP

brianiac: anyways
rabies is when a mammal bites you

got rabies?: OK
i called u 'BRIANIAC' for a REASON-

john: y'all argue like a couple that shouldn't be together

that blonde crackhead: i agreee

brianiac: how many times have i told u-
STAY OUT OF STUFF ROGER
U MAKE THINGS WORSE

that blonde crackhead: *CRIES*
fuk u
ur a bitch...b i c t h

brianiac: fuk U

that blonde crackhead: YEAH-
FUK ME

john: *cOuGh*

that blonde crackhead has left: 'DO COCAINE, AYE! COCAINE DOESNT RUIN UR BRAIN!' !

john: welp
that boy's a crackhead irl...

got rabies?: do cats have knees?
bc i literally yeeted that thing over the fence and it landed straight on its legs like:
^ ^
____ (-.-)
/ | | | |

john: idk
probably not
they have nine lives anyways

brianiac: what does that have to do with cats having knees?

john: shut up
BrAiNiAc

got rabies? changed john's name to: sassy beeotch !

got rabies?: btw @ sassy beeotch
we're still fighting