"What the fuck are you doing up at this time?" The grey skinned girl with white blonde hair and pink bow blinked her one working orange and yellow eye.
"Ah-hah, what she means is.." Charlie immediately side stepped in front of her girlfriend with her arms clasped in front of her red blazer, white shirt and bow-tie. "It's good to see you up so early, d-did you sleep well?" The white skinned demon with heavy blushed cheeks grinned so widely that all her sharp teeth were visible, obviously a little nervous that her girlfriend hadn't offended him.
"Yeh, yeh.. Like a baby.. Where's Al?" Angel brushed her off unaffected by Vaggie's words as he was used to her being annoyed at him.
"You haven't been winding up Creeplord again, have you?" The moth demon hissed with a frown, manifesting her angelic spear out of nowhere and jabbing it under Charlie's arm and up to Angel's face.
"Hehe, what makes you think that?" The spider demon grinned flashing his single gold tooth towards her.
"We spoke about manifesting weapons in the hotel lobby Vaggie, remember?" Charlie spoke with a slight frown, gripping the angelic spear near the tip. Clearly unhappy about it being jabbed at hotel patrons.
"Sorry hon, just habit.." The white blonde haired demon responded letting Charlie take the weapon off her and move out of the way with it. However, no sooner had the Princess of Hell moved then Vaggie seized Angel Dust by both lapels and dragged him down to the her furious face. "Just tell me you didn't insult his mother!"
"What's wrong with insulting his mother?" Angel blinked in bemusement.
"Are you shitting me?!" Vaggie screeched looking furious, her one eye narrowing. "Nobody insults his mother and gets away with it!" It was at this point Angel ripped himself out of her grip and sorted the maroon lapels of his striped jacket.
"Fuck off toots, I insult his mom all the time.. And he hasn't done shit to me." The spider flicked his short fluff of hair with a cocky smirk.
"Oh yeh?" This made Vaggie replied folding her arms and flashing him a wicked smile. "Then what is he doing with Fat Nuggets in the kitchen?"
"What? Fat Nugz! Hold on, Daddy's comin'!" Angel yelled out in shock looking panicked then rushed passed her and Charlie who had been shutting the angelic spear in the cupboard under the stairs.
"Vaggie, that was mean.." The blonde haired princess replied blinking innocently, "Alastor is probably just feeding him."
"Hah! Yeh, right.. I'll believe it when I see it." Vaggie responded rolling her eye in disbelief.
"Then let's go see.." Charlie grinned widely gripping her girlfriend with a look of manic excitement and dragging the reluctant moth demon into the dining hall...
...When the two girls arrived in the dining hall they found Angel gasping in shock as he stood near the buffet table. Niffty was with him looking impressed scribbling something in a notepad, most likely making a note for some ill conceived fanfiction she might write later while Husk was the only one not interested. He sat alone with a large black coffee making no secret of pouring in some alcohol then taking a swig and immediately pouring more alcohol into the mug.
"You monster!" Angel snarled as Charlie and Vaggie approached. The Princess of Hell the only one looking concerned out of the two of them, the moth demon just looked pissed off.
"You fed him!" The spider demon roared out looking as if his mind was going to implode while the Radio Demon merely pretended to check his nails while wearing that creepy, unhinged smile.
"But of course.. What did you think I was going to do?" Alastor chuckled in amusement.
"See, I told you so.." Charlie gave a happy squee, delighted that she had been right about Alastor.
"We thought you might try and eat him." Vaggie started moving beside Angel Dust who still looked completely shocked as Fat Nuggets continued eating the slop in the catering grade tray on the floor.
"Eat him.." The Radio Demon tailed off with an oddly dark tone as his eyes switched from normal red to a static-like black. He remained this way a moment as if the idea was settling in his brain before he suddenly switched back and started laughing. "What an absurdly outlandish idea. If I was going to eat him I wouldn't have told Angel I had him, would I?" The Radio Demon began humming cheerfully turning away and gesturing the others to the breakfast bar.
"Hey wait a minute.. You were just fuckin' with me?" Angel sounded somewhat annoyed.
"Indubitably, I merely sought to incentivise you into joining us for breakfast, the most important meal of the day as my mother always said.." The Radio Demon grinned at him making the spider demon fold both sets of his arms and scowling deeply at him.
"You... are such a douche."
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FanfictionEver since the first moment Husker and the bar materialised into the Happy Hotel Angel Dust found a new pastime. Teasing Husk. Not that teasing anyone was anything new to the effeminate spider but the demon cat's reaction was different.. Anyone else...
Part Two: A Ribbing From The Radio Demon
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