This is an update but this is important (to me)
I'm writing yet another story called We've Never Met But I Love You, its USUK please go read it, I want opinions on it
Leemon warning
Alfred bounced up and down on the bed. He was trying to simulate waves against a pirate ship, but all he was doing was doing was making Arthur laugh.
"Darling, that's not how the ship would rock in the sea."
"Don't interrupt my story. ANYWAYS the Captain looked down at his crew and yelled out, 'Its the Kraken!' He began running down the stairs of the ship to the main deck."
"This story's turning into a real shit storm if you ask me. Pun intended."
"I don't get it."
"Because of the Kraken."
"???"
"Ass crack? Kraken? Crack?"
"OHHHHHH!"
Alfred lost his absolute shit over the crappy joke.
Arthur smiled and leaned back. Alfred lay down on his side, trying to do the one sexy pose.
"Hey there big boy."
Arthur looked up at his boyfriend. He was grinning mischievously.
Arthur closed his eyes.
"Don't forget about what happened earlier, Alfie."
The American blushed.
"Wh-what about it?"
Arthur rolled onto his side and lay a hand on Alfred's cheek.
"Let's just go to sleep for now, it's close to eleven."
Arthur gave Alfred a kiss and tried to relax. Alfred, on the other hand, positioned himself on top of Arthur.
"Alfred, dear. We both know that you aren't the top. We found out the hard way, remember?"
"I am too the top.." Alfred leaned down and kissed Arthur.
The Brit flipped them over, him now having Alfred straddled. He bent down and whispered into Alfred's ear.
"Didn't I warn you? About my pirate side?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"You just don't learn, do you?"
Arthur's eyes went up to Alfred's cowlick. He reached a hand out and lightly touched it. Alfred blushed a deep red and squirmed under Arthur.
Arthur kissed him deeply and looked into his eyes.
"You're so cute when you're flustered like this."
"J-just keep going.. Please.."
Arthur grinned and kissed Alfred's neck, causing him to let out a moan.
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Alfred now lay beside his boyfriend, giving him a smile.
"I guess I really am a bottom."
"Oh really? Mister 'oh harder Captain! Faster!'"
"Okay, okay, I'm a major bottom! No need to rub it in."
"I'll rub it in alright-"
"Oh my god you're worse than me!"
Arthur laughed.
"I love you Alfred."
"And I love you Arthur."
The couple snuggled together, and fell into a deep sleep.
