Groovy Baby ~That 70s show Steven Hyde story

thirty-one

I hate her so much right now!, Lana thought as she sat on the floor in front of Hyde, He's not your boyfriend Lana. You can't get mad about her liking him. Just take a deep breath Liliana, get it together

Donna sat between Jackie and Eric, Hmm. I have 29 teeth. No, that can't be right. One, two, three...

Jackie's in love with Hyde, and I have nothing.Oh, look. I found an M&M., Fez thought as he was sat on the floor, Oh, no, he grimaced when he realized it wasn't an M&M

My life sucks, Eric thought, Okay, I really hope no one smelled that.

All right! I'm the best-looking person in this room. No. In this whole town. No! No, in this whole state, Kelso thought as he sat on the armrest of the couch

Dumb-asses, Red thought as he watched the group of teens

"So, how's it going?" Kitty asked, coming in the basement, in her nurse uniforms

"Real good," Red replied sarcastically, "The foreign kid just ate something' off the floor."

"Okay, well, um... Your father's gonna drive me to work." Kitty said nervously

"That's right," Red said standing up, "And if you do anything wrong, I'll know...because one of you is a snitch. You just think about that while I'm gone"

"Well, they're not gonna do anything wrong...because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time. So, um... Be good and have fun.Do crafts, not drugs!" Kitty said excitedly 

"Oh fun!" Lana said sarcastically as her mother went out the door.

"Ooh, a model airplane and glue." Fez said taking them out of the box, Red walked back in and snatched the glue from Fez.

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The Forman kids and Hyde sat on the living room couch, all bored out of their minds, Lana was half asleep, with her head on Hyde's lap, and her feet and legs on her siblings.

Kitty brought in a cake to cheer everyone up ,"What are you doing?" she asked Red

"Oh, just a little security measure..." he responded, hanging some Christmas bells on the door, "in case anybody tries to escape."

Kitty sighed, "Red, no. Those are my Christmas bells!Those are happy bells!"

"Well, then they're doing their job..." Red smiled," because I'm happy! Let's have some cake!"

"Okay," Kitty said sitting down, "And let's watch some TV, because that makes us all happy!" she said as she flipped through the TV guide, "Okay, here we go. The Brady Bunch Variety Hour is on."

"Oh, who the hell gave those people an entire hour?" Red complained

"Okay, see? Now, this is nice. A nice family who gets along and sings and dances!" Kitty exclaimed

"They're Freaks," Lana mumbled, as Hyde began playing with her hair, making it harder for her to stay awake

Eric nodded, "Yeah, I love the Bradys. Oh, remember that episode where Mr. Brady went completely insane...and put bells on all the doors?"

The three of them stifled their laughs while Red just looked at them, "Hey, did you see the one where Greg was a real wiseass...and Mr. Brady took him outside and cleaned his clock?"

"That's a personal favorite of mine," Lana joked

"Did you ever see the one where I hated living here?" Laurie asked, getting up and storming off

Hyde smiled, "That one's my favorite."

"Well, I hope you're happy, because now you've upset your sister!" Red said annoyed 

Eric looked at Lana who just shrugged, "Oh... You know what? Forget it, Dad.Enjoy yourself.Get your shots in now.Because when I'm gone,oh, I'm gonna be long gone!" he yelled, getting up and storming off.