Joke #57
My Christmas present to ya guys will be me finishing this book... and probably starting another one :-) Merry Christmas, and if you don't celebrate Christmas ....Happy Holidays!!!!!!!
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You're parents hated u so much, your bath toys were a toaster and an iron....
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Me:What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Person: I like how I look today...
Me: Really, because it looks like you fell off a tree and hit every single branch
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Me: you're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks
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Person: People should kill themselves because they can't be me!!
Me: if I really wanted to kill myself to be you I'd climb up your ego and jump on your IQ
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Person I hate: you should really see things from my point of view
Me: I would like to but I can't seem to place my head that far up my ads
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Girl I hate: Is my make up okay
Me: Yeah it looks fine, but.you know that your make up won't fix your stupidity...
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You're so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.....
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Skinny person: ahh! I want to loose these ten pounds
Me: You want to loose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut your head off.....
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Comebacks and insults
RandomFunny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....
