Comebacks and insults #52

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Joke #52

To anoying people: 

You are just like herpies*<------don't know if that's how you spell it* You are everywere!!

By Me JK

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Anoying person: Hey where is the thing i told you to bring me!!

Me: Up your ass...

Anoying person: That is not what you said the first time..

Me: Oh, did i say I say i would get you that right away? I'm sorry i meant get it your own fu*king self!!

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Why I don't like peaple?

1% Logical Reason

99% Because I just don't 

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Old friend that backstabed you:

Person: Hey do you still have my number?

Me: Nope, I lost it when I pressed delete.....

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