Comebacks and insults #45

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Joke #45

Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??

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Me: Your mom!!        

Friend: Is awsome!!        

Me: In bed...        

Friend: How would you know? You are a girl?

Me: Oh, you know your niegbor told me...

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

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