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tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
guys i think im pregnant

dancemonster26:
ok Tae ik your dumb asf but you're crossing the line bitch

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
well fuck you to Namjoon 😃

hobiwateruw542:
im sorry am i jared, 19? did i fucking read that right?

parkjimin'sbig a$$:
do you mean like you got a girl pregnant?- or...

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
no im the pregnant one
im carrying the baby

Jeonjungkookimindia:
congrats who's the baby daddy?

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
Yoongi?

minsugageniusbanga62:
huh? wtf i always use condoms tho

dancemonster26:
condoms don't always work hyung

parkjimin'sbig a$$:
wait Yoongi hyung doms Taehyung?

minsugageniusbanga62:
sometimes we mostly switch

parkjimin'sbig a$$:
oh
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insugageniusbanga62:
aww is my baby jealous?

parkjimin'sbig a$$:
never

minsugageniusbanga62:
sure we'll n e ways

minsugageniusbanga62:
Taehyung you are not pregnant and if you are i ain't paying child support

Breadjenie8262:
#number1father

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
Yoongi you gotta take responsibility it's your child

minsugageniusbanga62:
nah bro

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
your sperm your child

dancemonster26:
ok Taehyung even if you are pregnant how do you know?

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
i can feel it

Jeonjungkookimindia:
jfc

dancemonster26:
Taehyung just cuz you feel smth doesn't mean it's true

Jeonjungkookimindia:
like at first i felt straight but we're here rn

dancemonster26:
ok Taehyung you think you're pregnant just because you feel like it?

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
well my stomach is more bloated and i've been throwing up and feeling moody

dancemonster26:
those are pregnancy signs but you can't be pregnant your a guy

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
it's 2020 bitch don't be a boomer

dancemonster26:
no it's not physically-
you know what? nvm

Breadjenie8262:
Taehyung get your stupid ass in the god damn car

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld2:
why?

Breadjenie8262:
we're going to the doctor's to see if you're actually pregnant

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
mk let me get ready

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parkjimin'sbig a$$:
so what did they tell you guys Jin hyung?

Breadjenie8262:
Taehyung was bloated from all the chicken nuggets he ate he also got food poisoning from them

minsugageniusbanga62:
and you said it was my child

tHiSiSagUCcihOusEhOld:
how about we try to have a baby Yoongi hyung? ;)

minsugageniusbanga62:
Taehyung it's physically-

minsugageniusbanga62:
OoooO~ ok i'll be there babe ;)

parkjimin'sbig a$$:
alright... well it's my time to leave now bye

ok ok ik i posted a while ago and this is late but i've been watching kdramas all day and it's was getting to interesting to stop well anyways hope y'all enjoyed this