[PETER and STEVE are talking about STEVE'S shield.]
Peter: A lightsaber would cut through your shield-
Steve: What is a lightsaber?
Peter: It's a-
[The vent clatters and CLINT drops out and lands on Steve.]
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAJFGHSEKFJGSKGFLHWETUILEWLJFKJLW!!!!
[PETER stares in horror at CLINT, who is standing on top of STEVE.]
Clint: G'day, Peter.
[CLINT skips off and STEVE groans.]
[PETER runs away screaming.]
TIME SKIP
[VISION is reading a book with WANDA.]
[There is an ominous clatter in the vents and CLINT falls out in front of them.]
[WANDA shrieks and VISION almost fries CLINT with the Mind Stone.]
Clint: Oops, sorry!
[WANDA is still staring at CLINT in horror, but VISION relaxes.]
Clint: ... BYE!
[CLINT runs off.]
TIME SKIP
[NATASHA is talking to SAM.]
Natasha: Don't be a birdbrain.
Sam: Clint is the birdbrain!
Natasha: Yes, but you're a falcon.
Sam: Falcons are supposed to be smart!
Natasha: But this specific Falcon- [she gestures to SAM-] is not smar-
[A clatter in the vents]
Natasha: What was that?
[Then CLINT falls on her.]
Natasha: CLINT!!!
Clint: Uh, I thought you were Wanda?
Natasha: I'm going to murder you!
Clint: ... [He runs away screaming.]
[NATASHA runs after him.]
Sam: wtf
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Multifandom spoofs and stuff
RandomTrash from Wings of Fire, Marvel, Star Wars, Frozen, and more to come! Written by Grace (unless I tell you it's someone else who wrote it) Warning: swearing