Tiddies; did you just
Yoongi; ah yes, we love violating work code policies- dating humans. dating fairies
Hoesuck; yes sir i did
Hoesuck; sorry yoongi, go back home
Hoesuck; me and joon are using our blue apron box to make dinner and there are only two portions and unless you are participating in the after dinner activities...
Yoongi; I can't go home ffs
Yoongi; that moment when you have to go visit your fucking dad because your friends wanna fuck
Hoesuck; it really do be like that, don't it?
Tiddies; it do 😘😣
Hoesuck; catch you later, brothers, i'm making salmon and love
bby demon; my eyes burn
Yoongi; ^^^
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Jimin💛
Sep. 29
6:09 P.M.
Yoongi; leave the door unlocked and don't let the little shits stay over
Yoongi; tell me when they leave so I can come home
Jimin 💛; we are almost done watching hercules if you want me to ask them to leave right after?
Jimin 💛; do you need me to come pick you up?
Yoongi; I ended up going to visit my dad and get the new set of assignments from him
Yoongi; I'm getting dinner with him and then taking some child support shit to my mom
Yoongi; I wont be done till 9-ish or later
Jimin 💛; do you need me to pick you up when you are done?
Jimin 💛; i mean, i don't know if you want your dad to see you get picked up in an old gray toyota civic, but i can still pick you up
Yoongi; can you drive an old gray toyota civic into the literal depths of hell?
Yoongi; my mother will want to take me home
Jimin 💛; i mean if it connects to route 20 i can
Jimin 💛; but i get your mom wanting to drop you off at home, invite her in for some tea if you'd like
Jimin 💛; the door will be unlocked when you get home, just make sure you lock it back
Jimin 💛; do you want us to make you any dinner? We are making some spanish rice and chicken nuggets
Yoongi; why is my roomate five
Yoongi; i just said i'm eating with my dad
Yoongi; no i will not, she'll meet you and you two will get along way too well
Jimin 💛; they aren't for me they are for your little brother, you should know this
Jimin 💛; and i was asking because you always eat my leftovers i leave you and i didn't know if you wanted any
Jimin 💛; and yes you are letting her come in, i want to meet the woman who raised little ol' yoonie💛💛
Yoongi; ur eating them too, so my point stands
Yoongi; I do it to piss u off i didn't know u actually left them for me
Yoongi; don't call me that
Jimin 💛; of course i leave them for you
Jimin 💛; and okay i'll stop
Jimin 💛; but please do invite your mother inside, i would hate for her to have to drive home tired, at least let me give her some rice and chicken nuggets and coffee for her way home
Yoongi; stop being so nice ffs, call me what u want i stg u piss me off
Yoongi; set a plate to the side and make sure nothing has onions shes allergic
Jimin 💛; we have to do that anyways lol
Jimin 💛; tae and gukk both hate onions so we are just making it without
Jimin 💛; but can do😁
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Dad
Sep. 29
8:07 P.M.
Yoongi; you didn't even sign the fucking check, you know forging ur signature is illegal even in demon terms
Yoongi; ffs can't you make something go smoothly for once?!
Dad; lol must suck
Dad; get rekt son
Yoongi; i don't even know u
Yoongi; This is why I tried moving in with mom
Yoongi; also on the reports you gave me, half of those 30 demons are violating the rules and are performing forms of toture they aren't licensed to do
Yoongi; do me a favor and don't leave hell a mess for me to clean up
Dad; yeah, that's why i gave you those reports
Dad; you spend more time up there than I do, you go handle them, you're good at this
Dad; you got this
Yoongi; i won't be on field work forever
Yoongi; this isn't my fucking job, it's yours and HR's and i am a field demon
Yoongi; I have two demons under me and a subject and human school. And the internship with you, filing your reports and seizing dumb fucks isn't in my job discription, it's in yours
Dad; you're training for my job
Dad; now talk to your mother, don't make her drive in silence
Dad; update me when you're done with those reports
Yoongi; since when do you care about my mother
Yoongi; i'm going to burn your fucking reports
Yoongi; see you on halloween mf
*Read 8:16*
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You can do better than this ^- Zepp {051120}
no tf we cant - tae {011821}
No we definitely did - Zepp {012421}
Chapter Eleven
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