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SPIDEY SENSES
my fav taylor swift songs from every album except i only explain them through self-deprecating jokes
AYO! I felt like this would be a very funny & cathartic thing to do and now I feel like I may end up starting a trend. Anyways, I'd love to see other people also do this & gauge how you guys view your attachments to certain songs & all of that fun stuff 🫡🫶🏻
DEBUT fav song: our song reasoning: basic white bitch, 🤨 someone wasn't loved enough growing up, little miss wishes for a relationship, little miss you wish that was you huh?
FEARLESS fav song: love story reasoning: see above. also tack on the, this is when you started reading fanfiction, isn't it? this song has had you in a choke hold since you were like six, get a fucking grip.
SPEAK NOW fav song: enchanted reasoning: miss girl stop waiting for a relationship to find you and start seeking one out. this is getting sad. see reasoning for debut. this one's even sadder than the rest bc Taylor was roughly your age during the time of writing this song. highkey forgot Taylor had a song called superman on this album until I went back to look at it for my favorite song and said out loud "if it was called Batman I would have said it was my favorite even if it wasn't" and that's all I need to say for this.
RED fav song: nothing new reasoning: funny 🤨 but not funny haha funny weird. or rather, little miss very afraid of growing up and getting old. miss 'I'm afraid of falling in love and having someone else fall out of love with me'. miss 'there's nothing cool about getting older'. miss 'who am I underneath the person everyone else in my life has built up?'. this song hurts. it hits right where it shouldn't.
1989 fav song: you are in love reasoning: girl get a grip on reality, seriously this is an all time low. mental illness luv. you don't even want to date a guy that'll have an office downtown, so what's that for? maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices and actually act on something. stop creating fictional realities where these songs fit and actually put it to action. or don't, just don't complain about being lonely two seconds later.
REPUTATION fav song: getaway car reasoning: the funny part is, you think you're the one leaving but instead, you're the one left behind. smh letting everyone use you for what they want and then leave. get a grip 🫡 it's getting real tiring bestie. real tiring.
LOVER fav song: daylight reasoning: get your head out of that daydream miss girl. see reasoning for debut. mayhaps the maladaptive daydreaming/dissociation is beginning to become a problem. little miss wants to be loved not in spite of her flaws but with her flaws. also see: reasoning for evermore, same vibes.
FOLKLORE fav song: mirrorball reasoning: how's it feel to be a former gifted kid dealing with immense imposter syndrome or burn out? remember when you were a teenager going somewhere and now you're in college and have no idea who you are? funny. little miss tries to be the person everyone else wants them to be because they don't know anything else. little miss has been depressed since childhood.
EVERMORE fav song: tolerate it reasoning: your parents divorce really changed you & your perception about love, didn't it? little miss doesn't realize her own worth until it's too late. maybe it's time for therapy. you go!! leave those people who wronged you behind with no explanation! they don't need one!
anyways this was a fun way to roast myself (and possibly you guys too I apologize if that occurred, twas not the intention).
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