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SPIDEY SENSES
incorrect quotes: batfam fics edition!
HELLO GUYS! As we all know I have been on a HUGE dc brainrot recently (blame it on my ADHD hyperfixations) (i haven't had a DC hyperfixation since I was like ,,, 12 this is different). So to get some inspiration for my stories and prologues (of which I've been writing on so hopefully an update soon 🤞🤞) I've been making some incorrect quotes aha! Some of these are ones I've gotten from other tv shows or just picked up from Pinterest/Tumblr (meaning they are not all mine and I don't have the exact sources either, but I just wanted to get this out there so it doesn't look like I'm taking credit when it's not mine to take!).
Bruce: We used to have those. Alfred: What? Bruce: Sleepovers. Me and Harlow, when we were younger. Stay up all night whispering about how we'd probably get married someday because everyone else in the world sucked, how we'd be each other's first kiss and how we'd rule the world together, the two of us. You know, normal best friends stuff. Alfred: Master Bruce, I've got some news about what normal friendship stuff means that might come as a shock to you.
Jonathan: I heard about your engagement. Harlow: Yeah it's great isn't it? Jonathan: For him, yeah. You can do better. Bruce, from the other room: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Bruce: I will destroy everything you love Harlow: What if I love you? Bruce: Jokes on you, I've been self destructive my entire life.
Dick: August, quick we need a distraction. August, turning to deathstroke: I'm bisexual. If you hit me, you're homophobic. Deathstroke: 🧍♀️😮😳 I'm an ally, I-I (cue confused stuttering). August, looking over to Dick: Works everytime! Dick, sitting there with heart-eyes: Huh.
August: Awww, you a had a crush on me. That's embarrassing. Dick: We're literally married. August: Still embarrassing.
Dick: You know what actually worries me the most? Donna: If you say August, I might actually punch you in the head.
Dick: Stop saying "I wish" but "I will" instead. August: I will my father loved me.
