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Spot x Reader | Flirt-Off

I had fun making the usernames

Race (The bitch) is online

Race (The bitch):
How you guys doing?

Davey's the only cool kid joined

Davey's the only cool kid:
I'm doing fine, just aced the math test today. How about everyone else?

Jack Santa Fe Biatch joined

Jack Santa Fe Biatch:
Bitch what?! I got a 5 on it!

Davey's the only cool kid:
I got 100.

Jack Santa Fe Biatch:
Wait it was on a scale from 0-100?!

Davey's the only cool kid:
Yup.

You just joined

You:
Jesus shut up everyone I'm tryna sleep

Race (The bitch):
How was your day?

You:
It was fine I guess but it's 11 now so shouldn't we be asleep

Spotty Hottie joined

Spotty Hottie:
She's right we need our beauty sleep to even look HALF as good as her

You:
Oh my gosh shut up Spot we all know you're the hot one here

Albabe, Jojo Siwa, Finch and his thiccness, Crunchy, Tommy Salami and Gnomeo and Juliet joined

Gnomeo and Juliet:
I smell some romance

You:
No!

Albabe:
Yes

You:
No

Jojo Siwa:
You gotta admit, you and Spot would make a cute couple. I mean, you have him saved on your phone as "Spotty Hottie"

Spotty Hottie:
Wait you do?

You:
Yeah I also have Albert as Albabe, you as Jojo Siwa, and Finch is Finch and his thiccness it doesn't mean anything

Spotty Hottie:
I don't mean anything to you?

You:
No, you're perfect, shut up

Spotty Hottie:
Not as perfect as you

You:
asdjfhlksjfj shut up!

Spotty Hottie:
It's true

Crunchy:
I hate to jump on the band wagon, but Spot and you are just couple goals

Spotty Hottie:
It's true and you know it

You:
No
What I do know is that you have the most handsome smile

Spotty Hottie:
And yet yours seems to make my day

Race (The bitch):
Oh my god just date already

Spotty Hottie:
I'm fine with it if she is

You:
Wait wut
I can't tell what's a joke and what's not

Spotty Hottie:Good
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you

You:
Is this a flirt-off?

Spotty Hottie:
It could be

You:
Fine then
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together

Spotty Hottie:
So can I
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

You:
I can't drive

Spotty Hottie:
But you can drive me crazy

You:
Damn, Conlon
I need to step up my game
It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out

Spotty Hottie:
Oh nice one
Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you

Tommy Salami:
This is fun to watch

You:
Shut up Tommy Boi

Tommy Salami: 
You're literally on the group chat
How can I not watch this?

Spotty Hottie:
He's got a point
How about we put on a show
Let's go to A La Mode tonight, just the two of us
It's open 24 hours

You:
Are you asking me on a date...
For all my friends to see?

Spotty Hottie:
Yes

You:
Damn
Why the hell not
Let's go on a date

Finch and his thiccness:
YES!

Jack Santa Fe Biatch:
You have no idea how long we've been trying to get you two together!

You:
DID YOU GUYS PLAN THIS?!

Race (The bitch): 
And screenshotted every moment

You:
WELL DELETE THEM!

Davey's the only cool kid:
Don't make her upset, Race, just delete them

Race:
Oh I will
After I send them to everyone in the group chat

Spotty Hottie:
Just ignore them, babe
Can I call you that?

You:
No

Spotty Hottie:
Well, babe, get ready because I'm heading over to your place right now

You:
Oh hell yeah

Crunchy:
Be sure to wear protection

You:
CHARLES MORRIS I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT!

Crunchy:
Hey, someone had to say it

You:
But it didn't have to be you

All:
Wear protection

You:
I hate all of you

Albabe:
Love ya too

Spotty Hottie:
Hey only I get to say that

Gnomeo and Juliet:
That's hot