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The Dinner Date (Ch. 3)

After about 10 minutes, my chant was just above an inside voice. The boys got quieter until I was the only person speaking, and I hadn't noticed. Everyone just kinda looked at me chanting Drama over and over.

I looked up and wavered my voice into Nothing.

"So, You're single..?" One of the dads asked.

"Yup. I talk to myself a lot. Which explains various things." I got up and did a little wiggle dance and went over to the dads. "I'm a single Pringle. And I'll most likely always be single. But I'm find with that." I wiggle danced back to my corner.

I looked up and added Something. "I also break the mood a lot. Which is good sometimes, not good other times." I looked back down.

..... silence....

I looked up. "Aight, I'll fix this awkward moment with a time skip."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~~~

We all arrive at the restaurant. None of the boys came, but I heard them talking about spying or something, so I assume they're here somewhere.

We all sit down, and make small chat with each other.

{Noi's Pov}

We all stood behind Princess Ava's dads. We were still arguing over who got to marry her.

"I should marry her!"

"Noi, you're the lowest rank out of us all! No!"

"I believe I should be the king of E-urth."

"No way, Rhys. I'M Marrying her!"

"No, I called her first!”

"Wait."

We all went silent.

"Your Mother is a Very accomplished person! I'd say she has just as good of a chance of winning as I do!"

"Thank you, Mr. Ava's dad!"

We all stayed silent.

"Isn't Ava's dad the ruler of humans?" I ask.

"Yes." Peirce said.

"Your Mother's a Queen!" Said Ava's dad.

We all gasped. "Human (Y/N) is a princess too?!" I say.

{Y/N's Pov}

I giggled. "Dad! Only I say queen. You saying it sounds.. wierd-" said Ava. I laughed some more.

The Pizza arrived.

I heard a gasp. "Pizzaa!-" then a small muffled noise, then silence.

'Cinnamon Roll', I think to myself and smirk.

"I, Uh, I'm going to get a little bit of fresh air, be right back!" As I say that, I grab two slices of pizza and sit on the bench just outside.

"Aight, Cinnamon Roll. You want pizza? Here ya go."

Right before me, Cinnamon Roll apeared out of thin air and eyed one of the pieces of Pizza.

I hand it over and he immediately gobbled it up.

"You must really like Pizza, cinnamon roll." He looked over at me.

"Why... Why do you call me that?"

I looked at him. "Listen, Cinnamon Roll. You're what people call a 'Bean Character'. You're adorable, naive and kind. And everyone swears to protect you even if it means giving their own life. So, I call you Cinnamon Roll. Also, I haven't even learned any of y'alls names. I just call you guys Cinnamon roll, Bakugo, blue brain boi, and Blue Buff Boi. There's also cauliflower broccoli, but he's kind of an ass."

He looked more Confused then ever.
Then he took in what I said and turned red. "A-Adorable?!"

I booped his nose.

"Listen, I'm breaking the fourth wall. Your brain would most likely be fried if you understood."
I forgot these dudes take everything Seriously.

"MY BRAIN WILL BE FRIED?!!?" Cinnamon roll started freaking out, covering his head with his hands best he could. I started laughing.

"MY BRAIN WILL BE FRIED! W-WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??" he continued freaking out. I laughed more.
"ARE YOU A HUMAN SORCERER TOO?!"
I had an evil idea.

"Yes, I am! And I have put a cUrSe On YoU~ iF yOu wIsH tO lIvE, yOu MaY NEVER eAt PiZzA aGaIn~ oOoOoh~!"

He looked me dead in the eyes.
"Then kill me now."

I started rolling on the ground and laughing my ass off.

"PFFFT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

{Ava's Pov}

"Hey, (Y/N)'s been gone a while, I'm gonna go check on her." I got up, and walked outside to see...

(Y/N) was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe, she was on the ground, and Noi was doing a somehow adorable death glare at her.

"I-"

Inbetween her laughter, (Y/N) managed to wheeze out a sentence. "If you-" WHEEZE "witnessed-" WHEEZE "What just happened, You-" WHEEZE "Would be dying of laughter, to-" WHEEEZE. then she continued laughing.

I looked at Noi, who's face just filled up with worry. "Did you really forget how Seriously they take things-" I was Interrupted.

"You're dying?!? Did I do that?! Oh no, oh no oh no!" The poor Noi Boi was freaking out.

{Noi's Pov}

'Oh, no! I killed a Princess! What do, I do!?!' I thought. If the others find out, I'll.. I- I don't know what I'll do!

All of the sudden, (Y/N) says "bleh." And stops moving. "OH NO!" what did I just do?!

The other Daemos come out and see that Princess (Y/N) died. "What did you do, Noi?!" Asch demanded. "I- I don't know!"

All of the sudden, (Y/N) jumps up and yells "BOO!" and we all scream and fall down. She started laughing again.

I gasped. "She can revive herself! She's all mighty!" They all gasped to.

{Y/N's Pov}

Oh, man. Seeing their reactions to things is priceless.

"We should probably go back inside, Ava. And you five..." I looked at them all. "What?" Said cauliflower broccoli.
"You all go home. You to, cauliflower broccoli." Ava snorted.

They all grudgingly started walking back to the apartment.

"Shall we?" I said to Ava. We went back inside.

Once we got back in, I said something stupid.

"Truth be told, I don't even know those dude's names."

Ava face palmed, and her fathers were wearing an expression that was half shocked, half calm.

"What have you been calling them..?" Mr. Ava's dad 1 asks.

"Well, orange hair is cinnamon roll, leather jacket is Bakugo, Big buff blue boi is Blue Buff Boi, geek blue boi is Blue brain boi, and the green one is cauliflower broccoli."

Ava laughed a bit.

"I'll tell you their names when we get back."

{Asch's Pov}

I sat on my throne in the wall room. The other Daemos were infront of me.

"From what we've learned, Prisoner (Y/N) is not only a princess, but a sorcerer as well, just like prisoner Ava. This means we can marry either of them and become King of E-urth. Now we must 'Woo' both of them, and see who can get one of them first."

The other Daemos nodded.

"Let us Begin this process of 'Wooing' tomorrow."

We all went to sleep that night, eager to win over the heart of one of the princesses.