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technonoob 😩🌪🥰🇬🇧💮🅱️🤠

Warning: this chapter is amazing 😍😍

"What do you mean no?!!1!1!" You tell Obama.

"I just not ready for have yes grill friend have yet."

You are now heartbroken for 8th time this week

You think to yourself why u no get any dates

Then you remember that u r a loser so that is why✨✨✨

Anyways u track down techno's location and travel there.

"Hey idot" you say walking into the funeral that he is at

You notice he is crying u so u ahsijdndksjdjdjd

You notice he is crying so u ask him what is wrong and he looks at u

Like this

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"Well I'm waiting for ur response"

"You haven't heard? Ur died dad died"

Oh my god this sad u start cry

"But why I no invite to funeral?1??1" u say as u cry even more

"Because u r a washingmachine"

Oh my god this is sad

U cry more

"Techno... I never knew I was washing machine..."

"Well.. I still loev u even if you are washing machine 👁🤠🤠🅱️😍"

"ok"

Then techno grabs u by the dishwasher detergeant and kis u

U feel firework go off in your body

You even feel explosions around u

Then u realize u r getting bombed by North Korea 😍😍😍😍

Oh noes!!! U need to escape!

U quickly jump out of techno noobs arms and run

"Where r u going baby G R I L L"

Oh no... you look behind u....

Turns out techno blade is Kim jong un

So u run and u run all the way to

Whatever where u done yes

Guys help I'm losing brain cells

Anyways

u run really quickly so fast that u die

😍😍😍😍

Then u wake up to the sound of ur alarm.

Oh my god what is happn

(WHY DOES MY KEYBOARD KEEP SWITCHINF IN ITALIAN BEJDJSJSJKE)

U realize that is was all dream and U sigh with relief 🙈🙈

U get out of bed and go check on ur dad...
You hear an odd noise

U go into ur dads room and u r shocked on what u just seen

You see ur dad and.....

MR.WILSON!1!1!!?

Thanks for reading this hot chpater

Word count: more than the amount of brain cells I have after writing this

Guys help me I'm stuck in Obama's basement-