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That photo is old but since I have it in my camera roll already, idc

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Taehyung was bored, to the max, literally there was nothing to do, not even homework

"I guess I could watch some Netflix"
"Anime or actual acting? Hmm"

While looking for entertainment, he heard a pulse on his window

"That's odd, I thought I had a free day today"

Taehyung walked to his window

"Oh hey Jungkook...by the way what do you want it's 10 AM"

"Oh nothing, just wanted to come inside"

"Well I don't see any chance of my dad letting you in, you know what happened last time"

"Yeah, but you enjoyed it!"

"Ok do not be over confident, I clearly was not thinking straight, cause who would want you cumming into someone's mouth, I don't think so"

"Your acting like you hate me" Jungkook looked down

"I don't, I just dislike you"

"THOSE HAVE THE SAME MEANING!"

"Your point?"
"Like and love are different"

"But hate and dislike mean the same thing"

"If I hated you, I wouldn't have chatted with you right now, but I dislike you, I just don't like you"

"So you don't hate me?"

"No I don't, are you dumb?"

"Maybe"
"...yes..."

"What was that? I couldn't hear you!"

"Whatever! I'm leaving!"

Jungkook started walking away, turned his eyes and head back to see if Taehyung cared, but what he saw were 2 middle fingers

..and Taehyung sticking his tongue out

"Your too childish Taehyung!"

"Look whose talking!"

"Omg is that Yeontan?! TOSS HIM I WANT TO HUG HIM!!"

"YOU DONT JUST THROW A DOG DOWN A 3 STORY BUILDING!"

"YOU CAN! I DO IT ALL THE TIME, I GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT CAUSE MY DAD CALLS HIM MY BROTHER"

"You said you were an only child!"

"I am!! That dog looks to humanly though"

"Ok whatever! C'mon Yeontan let's head out"

"bOrK"

Taehyung held Yeontan in his arms and headed down stairs. When Taehyung opened the door, Yeontan got

*SNATCHED*

"Oh Yeontan did you miss daddy?? Mommy has been rude hasn't he"

"Uhm excuse me, but I don't have a mom,not live with her, I live alone with Yeontan and my dad"

"I know"

"bOrK"

"I'm his dad not his mom"

"Sure, Your too much of a bottom, I don't think I can believe you"
"I'm the daddy, your the mommy, because your a bottom"

"Men can be bottoms"

"Did I ask?"

"Whatever, give me my dog back"