ONLY TOP KOOK, we don't allow bottom kook in this household, ONLY BOTTOM TAE!!!!!!!!! Your welcome (〃ω〃)
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Please remember, I am not even American, so if any spelling errors, or improper grammar, DO.NOT.BE.AFRAID.TO.TEL...
It was a day in a day where it couldn't be the worst day cause it was the best day, for day-hyung
Get it, DAY-hyung, TAE-hyung? No oh ok 😂
[insert Jin and mines windshield wiper laugh]
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Taehyung pov
I want to go to a beach today, so I'm going to ask my "fRiEnD" or crush, Jungkook, I personally think he just won't accept my feelings back, which is a 100% chance, which has me in my deep feels :(
*bera ring irng*
"Hey Jungkook" i said somewhat enthusiastically (did I spell that right)
"Hey bae- Hey tae" [insert Jungkooks chuckle]
"I wanna go to the beach today what about you?"
"Same me too, wanna go together?"
"Sure!"
"Okay, I'll pick you up around 3 got it?"
"Yeah bye"
It's 2:30 pm I have 30 minutes
Jungkooks pov
Little do this kid know we going to a naked beach, meaning he'll have to get naked! I just hope them sluts don't come to us, nor guys hitting on my tae bae! MINE!
I started packing realizing I had just over thought something for 10 minutes
"Well sh1t 20 minutes left"
Separate place but explaining both at the same time cause im (my friend also) too lazy
Kim And Jeon both packed sunscreen, and towels, and some extra clothing
Kim packed his swim shorts, not knowing he wouldn't need it
Jungkook barely packed, just sun screen, a towel, and a giant umbrella, also clothing for after, he also had snuck a condom in there
Did y'all know, people buying condoms to put it on their finger, cause they don't want to touch things cause of Coronavirus
"I'm ready!" Both yelled
To jeons place
With five minutes left, you best believe this kid is running to his car, and obviously, he has the most expensive car, obviously
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It's not that much, it's a Lycan Hyper sport and it's only $3.4 M
Jungkook threw his bag into the car, and started driving
"I eat and also run over children, what a coincidence"
Totaesplace
"Where is he" "Oh there he is" "Hey kook!"
"Uuuh"
"What? Is there something on my face?"
"beautifulness..." "No it's nothing! Just was hallucinating sorry!"
"Well about time your right about something! I AM BEAUTIFUL!"
"yOu hEaRd mE?!"
"DUH YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD! Whatever let's go!"
"Y-yes m-miss- I- I mean yes s-sir!"
"What's the the stutter you scared?! Heheehheehe"
"No! Of course not! NO WAY IN BANANA MILK!"
"You baby! Whatever open you car we've spent 4 minutes out here!"
"A-ah yes b-boss!"
"MY NAME IS NOT BOSS ITS KIM TAEHYUNG! YOU IDIOT!"
*bongk*
Taehyung has hit Jungkook in the head with a long stick on the floor
"Ow! OW! ooH! oW!"
"Shut up and open the car before I hit you again!"
"Ok ok!"
Jungkook opened the car and Taehyung rushes inside, slapping Jungkook when he got in
To the beach 🍑🍆😏🤫
I swear, I dIdNt tYpE tHosE eMoJiS
"We're here Taehyung, heh-" "Huh?! WAKE UP MORON!"
"IM NOT A MORON- WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE!?"
"You said you wanted to go to the beach so this is the beach"
"Look at that guy! He's HOT!"
'B1tch I'm hotter than any guy you'll see here'
"GODDAMN! JUNGKOOK LOOK AT HOW BIG HIS D1CK IS!"
"MINES BIGGER NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
"W-what?..."
"Hell yeah! I'm much more bigger than any guy you'll see!"
Jungkook turned an audio on for a bit
"I'm skinny! I'm winning! And all you b1tches are ugly!"
"See! Even the audio proves it!"
"Oh yeah?! Show me if your so hot!"
"Well were in the car so let's get out!"
"Fine! But don't expect me to laugh after I see your 2 inch d1ck!"
"ITS 12 INCHES THATS A WHOLE RULER!"
"YEAH? COOL! NOT LIKE IM GONNA BE SUCKING YOURS TODAY ANYWAY"
"Don't jinx yourself"
"Whatever! No jinxes happening here idiot!"
"I'm the one who drove you here! So you better be nice or your walking!"
"So what! I could just go steal some kids bike and leave money for 'em to buy a car or something"
"That's not how things work!"
"In my position it is how things work!"
"Whatever!"
They FINALLY got out the car, they started walking onto the sand, feeling it grind against their feet, feeling small rock, from all the sand, they felt calm the moment they heard the splashing waves of the ocean, sea water calming them, knowing they'd get it all in their mouths later, deep down their throats, Jungkook knew this wouldn't happen, he's a top, so he'd keep his mouth shut, but Taehyung, was a bottom, bottoms don't care for things as much, they're just bottoms 👖👖
I'm getting so goddamn tired, I'll finish this in another ep good lord
Btw if I don't update in a while, spam my phone so I don't forget to update, I'm on Netflix all day so I kind have to have a reminder, BUT NOT EARLY IN THE MORNING NOR LATE AT NIGHT!!
