KOOKV ONESHOTS

Bro (yoonmin)

That's my friends cat

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"Hey do you think Taehyung and Jeongguk are dating?"

"I heard they had sex in the bathroom"

"Damn tae got some cake"

"Jeongguks biceps are huge, his lower area probably is too"

"ya like jazz"

"You mad bro???"

As the students were talking in the hallway Taehyung was punched with questions about jeongguk

"Hey I don't like him!"

Taehyungs voice was deep but soothing

"Hey tae baby"

"H-hi jeongguk"

"Wait bro you wanna be my boyfriend?"

"Yea sure dude"

(A/N: that's how my bf asked me, except gf)

"Great! Meet me outside the door after school"

"Uhm Okay.."

Taehyung left and went to his first class MATH

As Taehyung was slouched in his chair he raised his hand cause he didn't know what (9-5) x 50 divided by 7

(A/N: that's frickin fifth grade math he's stupid)

"Mr. Hayn I don't get this"

"Sure baby boy- I mean yea sure let me see"

The math teacher was actually a few years older then tae (6)

The class heard what the teacher said and immediately looked at Taehyung ass

"Don't worry tae tae he'll get fired"

"I know Yoongi"

Well Hoseok found their professer hot ngl

Their frigging teacher is fricken hot

"I don't get this"

"TAEHYUNG GOT SOME CAKE YAAAALLL"

Taehyung shot his head towards the back and saw that  Oliver (mOy aRmY)  has shouted that

The teacher gave Oliver a "seriously?" Look

As school carried on Taehyung got flirted with more than usual

Probably cause I'm dating Jungkook

Taehyung was walking with Yoongi in the halls until..

Junglebook, leprachon , and frigging Mr. Sun

Sorry I meant

Jungkook, Jimin, and Hoseok

"Hey baby"

"Aish jimin stop hugging me- HEY!! Let goo!!!"

Jimin carries Yoongi into a room and they start making out

Yoongi on a desk and Jimin roughly kissing him, the 2 were in love as their 10 minutes of making out felt like an eternity

"Well gotta catch up with Chan by yall"

"Bye hobi"

"Bye hobo"

"Jungkook that's rude!"

"Oh shut up"

Jungkook lifted Taehyung into the air bringing him into a giant room called the storage room

"Open up for daddy now"

Taehyung opened his mouth not to wide and not to big cause firstly that's disgusting we don't want him oozing spit down onto his shirt

Jungkook entered his tongue into Taehyung mouth and connected his lips to his

Because Taehyung was leaning on the wall Jungkook grabbed his mates arms and set them up, tying them with his belt into an 8

(A/N:If you haven't seen that on Tik Tok you suck, maybe even swallow but yea)

"H-hey let my hands out!"

"How abouuuuuutt... no"

Jungkook opened the door and grabbed Taehyung outside the school then into a car

"I won't hurt you okay just stay calm"

"Mmk Kookie"

"Let's go now"

Jungkook drove Taehyung to a big house with lots of designed trees and flowers

"Nice house Junglebook"

"Excuse me?"

"Hah"

Jungkook grabbed Taehyung jnside blah blah blah

Once Taehyung was layed down on Jungkooks bed on his stomach he felt his shorts loosen the fall off

"Hey!"

"Psh why do you have panties on? So hot"

Jungkook kissed taehyungs ass

Literally

It was cold, but soft

Come back for pt 2 cause I'm tired and need my beauty sleep cause tomorrow I'm seeing my bf bye