(At Mal's wedding when Evie gives her grand speech)
Evie: Being here is incredible. I'm excited, and I'm nervous...
Evie: And you know, whenever I'm feeling strong emotions about something like this, I usually write a song about it.
Evie: *takes a guitar handed to her by Carlos* So this is what I came up with...
Evie: *plays guitar*
Evie: I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But I'm not gonna talk about that...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But I'm not gonna talk about that...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: La, la, la... La, la, la...
Evie: I like writing songs about jerk-faces who cheat on me,
But I'm not gonna say that...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,
But I'm not gonna say that...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue!
Evie: You might think I'd bring up Doug,
The guy who broke up with me while I was cutting a rug,
But I'm not gonna mention him...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: Hey, Doug! I'm having a total ball,
Tonight I'm giving it my all
But I'm not gonna brag about that...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
La la la
Evie: And if you're wondering if I might,
Be dating the piece of crap from the Isle
Evie: *narrows eyes and mouths words* (Kiss it, Hook!)
Evie: *puts giant smile on* I'm not gonna comment on that...
Evie: In my monologue!
Evie: La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue!
Evie: You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about my bestie
And how she lied her problems away
And this is ruining my wedding monologue.....
Evie: But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's okay
I've gotten past my differences today,
This is my wedding monologue!
Evie: La la, la la la la la
Evie: This is my wedding monologue!
Evie: La la, la la la la la
Evie: That was my wedding monologue!
Everyone: *silent and in shock*
Mal: ...
Mal: *pointing at Evie as she looks at her with betrayal* Me and you didn't plan for you to say that!
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Descendants Humor Book 1
HumorJust some funny interactions between various Descendants characters. Includes Huma (Harry Hook x Uma), Bal (Ben x Mal), Jarlos (Jane x Carlos), Jaudrey (Jay x Audrey), Bevie (Ben x Evie), and Hevie (Harry Hook x Evie). NOW COMPLETED AND PART 2 IS RE...
