Agents Of D.O.O.L

Operation: Maple syrup part three

"Dammit Sofia! I thought I asked you to shut the fuck up" Luna yelled out angrily.

"Fine! My lips are sealed, proceed with the operation" She zipped her lips, then claspped her hands together and put them behind her back.

"If you want me to show you the goods, show me the money first" Winne the Pooh said, his gruff voice was commanding.

"Not so fast, I'm gonna need to taste what we're buying" Luna stated with confidence, her miniature statue relative to the guy standing in front of her was shrouded with self-assurance.

Winne the Pooh gesture to the small guy standing next to him and he retrieved a bottle contained maple syrup aka (The goods) from his pocket and handed over to Luna, she tilted the tip of the bottle slightly on her forefinger then gave it a little squeeze and tasted the tiny droplet of syrup that came out of the bottle.

"Oh, yeah, that's right out of the tree" She said with satisfaction while savouring the taste.

"Can I have some" Abby said eagerly.

"Me too" Sofia said with equal eagerness.

"Sheesh, it is like bringing your kid to work day, am I right fellas" Luna jested and they just grunted.

"Geez! Tough crowd" She said, raising her eyebrows suggestively.

"Come on quit hogging the bottle" Sofia whinnied.

"Alright, Jesus! I swear it's like the Hunger Games Here" She groaned and gave them the bottole.

"Okay, 100 gallons, we've got a deal" Luna said, handing the big guy a small envelope filled with money, he took it and gestured for the tiny guy standing next to him to bring the agreed upon gallons of syrup while he was counting the money.

"So where does a guy your size buy pants" Abby asked humorously and he just stood there, glaring.

"I am thinking you're too big and tall for "Big and tall"." she continued humorously and he just stood there, glaring.

"Can you hear me up there?!" She said with frustration and guess what! He just stood there, glaring.

"Here's you go, your gallons" The tiny guy dropped a huge, yellow barrel of syrup on the ground.

"Hold on! How much does this thing weigh" Luna asked, surprised and confused by the big, yellow barrel.

"300, 400 pounds" Winne the Pooh said dispassionately.

"Uh, I am assuming you'll help us put it in our car, right?!" Abby inquired warily.

"Nope!." He said curtly.

"Did I piss you off with the big and tall thing?! Cause hey look,  I am big and tall too" Abby said desperately.

"I got this Abby, step aside and let the mastermind talks" Sofia said with confidence.

"Any chance you have a few thousand more of those tiny squeeze bottles" Sofia asked consciously despite the fact that the words that just came out her mouth were relatively stupid.

"I don't" Winne the Pooh said curtly.

"Nice work, Sherlock Holmes, you are so very smart" Abby taunted and rolled her eyes exasperatedly.

"Our work here is done" The big and tall guy said then they got in their truck and started driving away.

"Thanks for the help fellas" Sofia said waving at them.

"Canadian dicks" She added after their car left the garage.

"Mexican criminals are so much more courteous" Sofia said matter-of-factly.

"Until they make you dig your own grave" Luna added matter-of-factly.

"How are we going to get this in the car" Sarah said, concerned.

"Good for you. You spotted the problem" Luna said patronizingly.

"Eat a dick Luna" She gave her the finger.

"I suppose the first thing we do is to walk it over there" Abby said.

"Yep! I guess, okay on the count of three" She started counting to three and they all starting pushing the barrel in opposite directions.

#Idiots, (am I right?!)

"Other way, other way" Abby said out of breath.

"Which other way" Sarah said with a actual confusion.

"Toward the car, genius" Luna yelled out at her with anger.

"Someone have a low blood sugar" Abby said observantly.

"Or she's just a regular bitch" Sarah said rolling her eyes.

"A regular bitch with a switch blade" Luna added menacingly.

"Guys, guys, let's us, not turn against each other, alright?!" Sofia said soothingly.

"Fine!" They both agreed.

"Alright, on the count of three, ready!" Abby prompted.

"Rock it up, and spin, spin, spin, rock it up and spin, spin, spin" Abby continued to coach them diligently until they were close to back of Sofia's car.

"So this is fun" Sarah said cheerfully.

"You've never had actual fun, have you Sarah" Sofia said out of breath.

"Come on! Just a little more" Abby Said promptly, they rocked the barrel up and spinned a couple of times until finally the barrel was right next to the car's trunk.

"Woo-hoo! Girl power" Luna cheered and gave Sarah a high-five.

"Stupid men would've probably just backed the car up to the barrel" Sofia said causally.

"Goddammit! We're the stupid ones, we should have done exactly that" Luna said with a face-palm.

"Now, to the final step, we need to lift this barrel up and shove it into the car's trunk" Abby said.

They lay the barrel horizontally on the ground then each one of them grabbed an end and they started lifting together.

"Don't get mad at me but I need to pee" Sarah blurted out abruptly.

"No body pee until we got this done" Luna stated authoritatively.

"Fine! Here we go" Sarah grunted as she lifted the barrel up forcibly by herself then shoved it into the trunk.

"Pick me up from the Denny's across the street" She said while running hurriedly towards the exit.

Shortly following that, the girls started driving back to the States, they were currently waiting in a line of cars to pass the border that was heavy guarded.