Agents Of D.O.O.L

Operation: Maple syrup part three

"They're here, they're!" Sarah yelled out happily while clapping and jumping when she saw the blue truck.

"Calm down Sarah, it is not exactly an ice cream truck" Luna cautioned warily.

"You got the money" Luna asked Abby.

"Right here" Abby replied with a quick thud on her coat's pocket where the money was at.

"Here we go" Luna motioned sternly and all four of them followed her.

"No, no, no, no, "we" as in Abby and I, you guys stay put" Luna stated with a directive authority.

"Copy that, we're going to stay behind and guard your back" Sofia said with such earnest resolution.

"First sign of trouble, get in the car and we're out of here faster than Sarah Sanders could launch the next stupid campaign" Sofia whispered quietly to Sarah and she nodded discreetly.

"Are you Shoshana" Asked one of the smuggler, he was a big man with a hoarse voice and grizzly beard.

"Yes, I am her" Luna clipped.

"Shoshana huh?! Nice one! Do I get to pick a nickname as well?!" Abby whispered in Luna ears.

"Shush! Not now Abby, we're in the middle of something" Luna whispered quietly.

"So, Winne the Pooh, do you have the stuff" Luna enquired earnestly.

"Why does anyone involved in the negotiation have a nickname but me?!" Abby yelled out with frustration.

"Dammit Abby! Had I known you would act out as a child, I would have asked you to stay behind like the rest of the guys" Luna said with exasperated sigh.

"What's up! Devoted followers, I am here in Canada with my best pals as we about to embark in the most dangerous and illegal processing, I can't divulge more obviously for classified reasons so I am asking you to not say anything and keep it hush hush for safety and security matter while I live stream the whole thing for you to see" Sofia announced as she cut in the middle of the negotiation to live-stream the entire event as it was.

"Sofia, dear, can I please see your phone for just a minute?!" Luna said calmly.

"Of course!" She said, handing her the phone, she immediately grabbed it then threw it forcibly on the ground and stomped on it a couple of times.

"MOTHETFUCKER!" Sofia exclaimed outrageously.

"Next time, it wouldn't be your phone" Luna warned.

"All right! Hostile much, miss. Hitler?! Message received, no worries" Sofia rolled her eyes in exasperation and tread back.

"Now where were you?! Oh, right! I believe I asked you to show me the stuff, Winne the Pooh" Luna proposed warily.

"Sorry but I must ask, why Winne the Pooh?! I mean not that it's a ridiculous name for a guy your statue, I am just wondering, was Fred Flintstones already taken?!" Abby taunted.

"Snaaaaaaaaaap" Sofia honked abruptly.

"Jesus Sofia!!! You scare the shit out of me,  I thought I asked you to stay back" Luna blared, disturbed by Sofia's sudden.

"I know, but I wanted to witness the exchange" She shrugged.

"Fine! Just stay quiet!" She ordered.

"Yes sir!" She slauted.

"Now, Winne the Pooh, show me the the goods" Luna said promptly.

"Already?! Ask the guy out first" Sofia smirked.