Hoesuck; you're such a fucking asshole
Hoesuck; have you heard him laugh through the walls tho, that shit is heartfelt
Yoongi; hoseok you too, believe it or not,- are a demon 😳
Tiddies; you once dropped a trash can on my head from 40 feet up and only healed my neck because i fell on your motorcycle and couldn't move
Hoesuck; okay but you're NAMJOON
Yoongi; I can't argue with that logic
Tiddies; i didn't ASK TO BE HERE GUYS IM JUST A HUMAN TRYING TO LIVE A HUMAN LIFE NOT HAVE TWO DEMON BEST FRIENDS
Yoongi; tuff
Hoesuck; okay but what if you drink tWO five hour energy's
Yoongi; bye
Tiddies; like I said. if ur paying...
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Charlie's Angels
Sep. 19
9:36 P.M.
Jiminie; guys my neighbor is really cute but he's such a grump
gukkie; we get it
gukkie; you are full "👉👈" energy we get it
TaeTae; how cute cause i'm looking for a new bf 👉👈
Seokjinnie; oh Chimmy baby, hyungs sorry
Seokjinnie; yea tae if i was dating JK i'd be looking too
gukkie has changed chat name to "Jeongguk Discrimination Squad!"
gukkie; how much more fitting
Jiminie; i think you are great, gukk, if that means anything
gukkie; fuck you and how nice you are
TaeTae; chim lets date you are nicer than Jeonggukie
gukkie; ow
Jiminie; tae, as much as i love you, i wouldn't do that to gukk
gukkie; aww how sweet
gukkie; wait no
gukkie; you're so nice i want to bust your head open
Seokjinnie; guk ur giving me whiplash
TaeTae; ^^^
TaeTae; so chimmy how cute is ur grumpy neighbor
Jiminie; very
Jiminie; but he would be cuter if i saw him at least once where he wasn't angry with seeing me😪😪
Seokjinnie; is he being mean to you?
Seokjinnie; how can anyone be mean to such a cutie
Jiminie; i asked him how he was doing and he said his day was worse because i was in it
gukkie; i'll beat his ass
gukkie; what a dick head
TaeTae; i was gonna say I'll may guk beat him up but he offered himself do I'll just support his choices
Seokjinnie; he just said that without you doing anything? Maybe he was just having a bad day chim
Jiminie; he's always like that
Jiminie; i even offered him ice cream
gukkie; i will go over there, beat his ass, and we can hang and eat ice cream
Jiminie; you can come over but you aren't going to beat up me neighbor
Jiminie; can jin and tae come over too tho
gukkie; it's your house why are you asking me
Jiminie; tae jin do you want to come over too
TaeTae; gukkie can you pick me up :(
Seokjinnie; yea i'll be over in ten i just gotta help my roommate with the last of these boxes. You get soobin out in time?
Jiminie; yeah, he's headed to move back in with his friends now
Jiminie; i'm very proud of him
gukkie; tae i'll be there in 5
Seokjinnie; see yall later
TaeTae; mhm bye for now hyungs and gukkie
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why the hell do we have butter knives like what the heck - tae {041420}
to- to butter things, babes- we use them to butter things- Zepp {041420}
for a second there i thought you said to 'butter tiny babies' and tbh i was gonna roll with it- tae {041520}
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