[social media ❦ crack fic]
zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot?
bottom!harry as always ❦
[disclaimer: harry is older than zayn]
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Harry💗 Zayn! You said you were tired when we hung up last night!
Z💕 I know. But I was up thinking about you and I was too excited to sleep.
Harry💗 Why were you excited?
Z💕 I think I was just excited that you opened up to me. It made me really happy.
Harry💗 Awe, Zen. 🙊
Z💕 Babyyy. That name. 💀
Harry💗 It's so cute though.
Z💕 😐
Harry💗 You'll be okay, babe.
Z💕 😍😍😍
Harry💗 What? 😳
Z💕 You just called me babe. 🥰
Harry💗 So? 🙈
Z💕 I'm so soft.
Harry💗 Oh?
Z💕 In my heart, baby. Not my dick.
Harry💗 Oh.. 😂
Z💕 Don't worry. I'm always hard for you, hot stuff. 😘
Harry💗 Zen. 😭
Z💕 By the way, my friend said you were hot.
Z💕 If we weren't in the middle of a pandemic, I would have spit in his food this morning.
Harry💗 Oh my god. 🙈
Harry💗 He was really nice, though. Don't spit in his food.
Z💕 He would have deserved it. Trust me.
Harry💗 What was his name again? Neil?
Z💕 He fucking hates being called Neil. I'm totally going to tell him you said that! 🤣
Harry💗 Noooo! I don't want him to hate him! 😔
Z💕 Why do you care if he hates you? 👀
Harry💗 Because he's your friend, Zee..
Z💕 Oh, yeah.
Harry💗 You're ridiculous.. 😂
Z💕 I told you I adore you. I don't want you looking at anyone else.. 🙈
Harry💗 There's no one else I want to look at, Zee..
Z💕 You mean it?
Harry💗 Yeah.. I do.
Z💕 Good. And I'm sorry if that whole encounter made you uncomfortable last night. I know how you feel about your privacy...
Harry💗 It's okay, Zee. You couldn't have predicted that he was going to walk into your room. And if he's friends with you then.. I guess I should trust him too.
Z💕 Is it too early to say I love you? 😍
Harry💗 Way too early. 🤣
Z💕 Damn. Worth a shot.
Harry💗 Zen. 🙈
Z💕 Can you really blame me? With that cute ass face of yours...
Harry💗 Omg. Shush. 🙈
Z💕 I'm about to shave my hair off, baby.
Z💕 You want one last selfie before it's all gone? 🤣
Harry💗 🥺
Harry💗 I guess so...
Z💕 Don't worry, sweets. I can confirm that I look just as good, if not better with a shaved head.
Harry💗 I'm sure you look good no matter what.
Harry💗 I still want my selfie though..
Z💕 Anything for you. 😘
Z💕 sent an image.
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Harry💗 Wow... excuse me while I go take care of something real quick. 😍
Z💕 Omfg. 😂
Harry💗 Okay, seriously. What's wrong with you?
Z💕 What do you mean? 🥺
Harry💗 You look like that and you're talking to me.. why? 🤔
Z💕 Shut up! You're so gorgeous, don't ever say that again. 😭
Harry💗 Babe, I don't want the hair to go. I love it..🥺
Z💕 I'm sorry, baby... I really don't want to deal with it during this quarantine shit. But I promise, it does grow ridiculously fast. I have those asian genes. 😍
Harry💗 Okay.. 🙈
Z💕 You wanna FaceTime while we shave it off?
Harry💗 Is your friend helping you?
Z💕 Yeah. I'm too lazy to do it myself. 😅
Harry💗 I actually have to help my sister with something, but FaceTime me when you're done so I can see it? 🙊
